My Tribute to Finland: Randomly placed K's.

[christina_ricci]

New York to Finland. Hunting is difficult in stilettos but impaling the ground with their spiked heels will help you keep your balance against the reverb of a large rifle. It takes two shots to the kidney to kill a large moose, an hour of sawing to remove the antlers and ten minutes to make them into a stylish hat. Be prepared to achieve perfekt

Comments

[mcgregor_ewan]

Har, randomly placed K's. You kknow. Thisk updakte, isk seriouksly kkcreepy.

[j_rhysmeyers]

Quit stalking me, McGregor. People will begin to talk.

[mcgregor_ewan]

They're already talking about the bite mark on your neck that coincides with the shape of my teeth, so why not give them something else to go on?

[j_rhysmeyers]

I thought we agreed to throw that out...

[mcgregor_ewan]

Oops.

[j_rhysmeyers]

Well it's too late now! I'll just have to wear turtlenecks.

[christina_ricci]

I will not have you two insinuating in my journal! I will have a tantrum.

[j_rhysmeyers]

It's almost worth it to continue just to see your reaction. Please, blackheart, do not attack me with your trophy kock.

[christina_ricci]

I wouldn't dare! I've only one with me and it will defiled by no one but me.

[christina_ricci]

Is that a form of selective dyslexia, McGregor?

Remove the green paint from your face, my noble Scot.

[mcgregor_ewan]

I wanted to become a Finnish citizen! What's wrong with randomly placed K's anyway!

[christina_ricci]

They aren't at all necessary! It was absolutely befuddled by them! I don't enjoy befuddlement.