Under "OBAMA IS THE ANTI-CHRIST"
"you should never become president who ever votes for u is the dumbest person i know YOU SUCK"
--Andrew Kokaliares, who recently finished his freshman year of high school
"A well-articulated argument, Andrew. Obviously, you are a studied man and have devoted countless hours of research in order to formulate your insightful viewpoint.
I'm not sure which part of your composition I was more moved by. The absence of any sort of punctuation mark was incredibly touching. That being said, I think the most impactful phrase was the all-caps "you suck". It was understated, and yet it, paradoxically, it said so much......about you, about your anger management issues, about your abundance of free time.
My greatest hope is that Senator Obama gets to read your proclamation (addressing your passion directly to him was a brilliant move, since I'm all but certain he spends at least 10 hours a day, reading the Facebook discussion boards, getting to know educated voters like yourself)."
--Ryan Terry, Cornell Alum
and then...
"DAMN MOTHFUCKA, UR SMART AS FUCK!"
--Sai Medi, a recent graduate of Houston Baptist
Thank you, Barack Obama facebook application. You make my procrastinating so much more entertaining.
--Andrew Kokaliares, who recently finished his freshman year of high school
"A well-articulated argument, Andrew. Obviously, you are a studied man and have devoted countless hours of research in order to formulate your insightful viewpoint.
I'm not sure which part of your composition I was more moved by. The absence of any sort of punctuation mark was incredibly touching. That being said, I think the most impactful phrase was the all-caps "you suck". It was understated, and yet it, paradoxically, it said so much......about you, about your anger management issues, about your abundance of free time.
My greatest hope is that Senator Obama gets to read your proclamation (addressing your passion directly to him was a brilliant move, since I'm all but certain he spends at least 10 hours a day, reading the Facebook discussion boards, getting to know educated voters like yourself)."
--Ryan Terry, Cornell Alum
and then...
"DAMN MOTHFUCKA, UR SMART AS FUCK!"
--Sai Medi, a recent graduate of Houston Baptist
Thank you, Barack Obama facebook application. You make my procrastinating so much more entertaining.