Another email from Anna....
Today at work was not too bad...I had the young kids again today, and I had their number. I read them the riot act, and one of them started acting up and earned himself 5 minutes in the hole right off the bat. Like Sun Tzu said, "cut off the heads of the emperor's favorite concubines, and the rest of them will fall into place. But they did very well, and I was proud of them. One of them even gave me a hug today when he left.
I told Annette, one of my co-workers that has a husband that is a state trooper, about my ticket, and she gave me a State Police Association sticker as a joke...she's quite a kidder, but awesome in so many ways.
Went by UALR and met with one of my profs, and that went well...she seems pretty easy to get along with.
I'm on my way out the door to themo_man's house to hang out for a bit and see how much hell we can raise...it should be pretty fun.
Me. Exercising a bit of free speech toward the judicial system. To quote the early work of Van Halen's frontman stepfather's early work: "I can't drive.....FIFTY FIVE!!!!!!"
Hi my new friend Chris! I am very glad, that you have not
disregarded my letter. It is pleasant for me of that I have liked
you. I shall continue the story about myself. As I already spoke you,
I live one without parents. I provide myself with all necessary. I
have no children because it was never married, and without a
marriage{spoilage} I do not want to have children. I like to listen
to various music, the direction of music is not of great importance
for me. The main thing that music was good though I give the greater
preference to tool music. To me delivers great pleasure to go in
theatres. I like sometimes remaining a house in loneliness to dance
under quiet music, ah if during this moment near to me there was my
liked person, I all time dream of it. And now I in search of the man
with which I could connect all my stayed life. Our correspondence
sometime greater can will develop in something??? How you think??? I
very much would like, that our letters were not mere words. Tell to
me more about itself. Than you are engaged at leisure? As whom you
work. Tell about the job. It is very interesting to me to learn{find
out} about it. Still I like to read love novels before going to bed.
At us the summer already begins. But while weather still all very
changeable. Very much often it is raining. And at you now what
weather, it is very interesting to me, as you there live, in fact I
never was outside the country. Though I very much like to travel.
When to me there were only 20 years, I actively was engaged in the
pedestrian tourism by a camping. It was perfect time when we were
going to with friends at a fire at night and listened to songs with a
guitar. We could stay at a fire all the night long, it so fine to
look at a flame of a fire. And you were fond earlier or now of a
camping? Even in the winter I very much like to ski. I heard that at
you to ski, it is necessary to go highly in mountains where there is
a snow. It is the truth that at you few snow? Tell more about the
city, it is big? Once again many thanks for that that you have not
disregarded my letter. I shall wait for your new letter with
impatience. It became interesting to me to correspond with you. Your
new friend from Russia Anna.
And my response:
Anna,
It being so good to hearing from you again! It is always interesting to hear of all of your great stories from Mother Russia, and in the spirit of Glastnost, I very much like to speaking with you.
I do not be wishing to have children either, and I am glad that we are on the same sheet of paper on this. Perhaps when we get together, we can talk about the joys of not parenting together. I too like to listen to music, and the direction also does not matter to me. It pleases me that you give the greater preference to tool music. I really like their song "Sober", and their Lateralus album was also good. Perhaps when we get together we can have a romantic evening together in a mosh pit.
I thought that I was the only person who dances at home by myself. I really like to dance naked in front of mirrors at the house, like the guy from Silence of the Lambs.
I’m really feeling you here, and I think that you feel it, too. There is just something about you that is really special, and I think that we really could make this happen. You are very special to me already, my unspoiled Soviet sweetheart, and there is so much about you that I feel I am connecting with. I don’t know if this is too forward, but perhaps you might consider going steady with me? I know that it is a big step to take, and I’ll be glad to give you some time to think about, but I know that I must move quickly. I would never want to lose you because I didn’t move fast enough. If your answer is yes, then I will post my high school ring to you right away, and you can wear it and think about me. You might need to wrap some string around it, or perhaps wear it on a chain around your neck, but it is a way that we can be together in spirit, and it would be an honor for me.
As for my leisure time, I have a rigorous schedule of helping homeless people. I allowed one to wash my windshield the other day for one dollar (not sure how that translates into rubles, but believe me, that’s a lot of money here). I also will give them money to buy a 40 ounce (1/18 Liter) bottle of malt liquor. I’m not sure if you have malt liquor in Russia, but it is a quite tasty beverage that is pleasing to the palate, and has some good health benefits. I think that it has vitamin C in it and some other stuff. I also go to nursing homes sometimes and do exotic dances for the ladies there. The most popular ones that I do include the Cherokee fire dance, and a few cabbage patches here and there. I am quite the gifted dancer, and they have bestowed the title of Lord of the Dance on me...quite an honor indeed. I also help raise money for the children in 3rd world countries by dressing in a yellow thong and wrestling boots, and I sell lotion to people for $5 a handful. I usually set up in the local River Market district, and make a lot of money for the children. I sponsor a boy named JuJu Ubangi in Zaire, and he sends me drawings of animals and little baskets that he makes in his village. I know that you said that you like to travel, and perhaps we can go see JuJu sometime, and take him some wonderful malt liquour.
I’m so glad to hear from you, and I also await your next email with great impatience.
Yours forever,
Sizzle Chest
Here's the new pic that she sent:
I told Annette, one of my co-workers that has a husband that is a state trooper, about my ticket, and she gave me a State Police Association sticker as a joke...she's quite a kidder, but awesome in so many ways.
Went by UALR and met with one of my profs, and that went well...she seems pretty easy to get along with.
I'm on my way out the door to themo_man's house to hang out for a bit and see how much hell we can raise...it should be pretty fun.
Me. Exercising a bit of free speech toward the judicial system. To quote the early work of Van Halen's frontman stepfather's early work: "I can't drive.....FIFTY FIVE!!!!!!"
Hi my new friend Chris! I am very glad, that you have not
disregarded my letter. It is pleasant for me of that I have liked
you. I shall continue the story about myself. As I already spoke you,
I live one without parents. I provide myself with all necessary. I
have no children because it was never married, and without a
marriage{spoilage} I do not want to have children. I like to listen
to various music, the direction of music is not of great importance
for me. The main thing that music was good though I give the greater
preference to tool music. To me delivers great pleasure to go in
theatres. I like sometimes remaining a house in loneliness to dance
under quiet music, ah if during this moment near to me there was my
liked person, I all time dream of it. And now I in search of the man
with which I could connect all my stayed life. Our correspondence
sometime greater can will develop in something??? How you think??? I
very much would like, that our letters were not mere words. Tell to
me more about itself. Than you are engaged at leisure? As whom you
work. Tell about the job. It is very interesting to me to learn{find
out} about it. Still I like to read love novels before going to bed.
At us the summer already begins. But while weather still all very
changeable. Very much often it is raining. And at you now what
weather, it is very interesting to me, as you there live, in fact I
never was outside the country. Though I very much like to travel.
When to me there were only 20 years, I actively was engaged in the
pedestrian tourism by a camping. It was perfect time when we were
going to with friends at a fire at night and listened to songs with a
guitar. We could stay at a fire all the night long, it so fine to
look at a flame of a fire. And you were fond earlier or now of a
camping? Even in the winter I very much like to ski. I heard that at
you to ski, it is necessary to go highly in mountains where there is
a snow. It is the truth that at you few snow? Tell more about the
city, it is big? Once again many thanks for that that you have not
disregarded my letter. I shall wait for your new letter with
impatience. It became interesting to me to correspond with you. Your
new friend from Russia Anna.
And my response:
Anna,
It being so good to hearing from you again! It is always interesting to hear of all of your great stories from Mother Russia, and in the spirit of Glastnost, I very much like to speaking with you.
I do not be wishing to have children either, and I am glad that we are on the same sheet of paper on this. Perhaps when we get together, we can talk about the joys of not parenting together. I too like to listen to music, and the direction also does not matter to me. It pleases me that you give the greater preference to tool music. I really like their song "Sober", and their Lateralus album was also good. Perhaps when we get together we can have a romantic evening together in a mosh pit.
I thought that I was the only person who dances at home by myself. I really like to dance naked in front of mirrors at the house, like the guy from Silence of the Lambs.
I’m really feeling you here, and I think that you feel it, too. There is just something about you that is really special, and I think that we really could make this happen. You are very special to me already, my unspoiled Soviet sweetheart, and there is so much about you that I feel I am connecting with. I don’t know if this is too forward, but perhaps you might consider going steady with me? I know that it is a big step to take, and I’ll be glad to give you some time to think about, but I know that I must move quickly. I would never want to lose you because I didn’t move fast enough. If your answer is yes, then I will post my high school ring to you right away, and you can wear it and think about me. You might need to wrap some string around it, or perhaps wear it on a chain around your neck, but it is a way that we can be together in spirit, and it would be an honor for me.
As for my leisure time, I have a rigorous schedule of helping homeless people. I allowed one to wash my windshield the other day for one dollar (not sure how that translates into rubles, but believe me, that’s a lot of money here). I also will give them money to buy a 40 ounce (1/18 Liter) bottle of malt liquor. I’m not sure if you have malt liquor in Russia, but it is a quite tasty beverage that is pleasing to the palate, and has some good health benefits. I think that it has vitamin C in it and some other stuff. I also go to nursing homes sometimes and do exotic dances for the ladies there. The most popular ones that I do include the Cherokee fire dance, and a few cabbage patches here and there. I am quite the gifted dancer, and they have bestowed the title of Lord of the Dance on me...quite an honor indeed. I also help raise money for the children in 3rd world countries by dressing in a yellow thong and wrestling boots, and I sell lotion to people for $5 a handful. I usually set up in the local River Market district, and make a lot of money for the children. I sponsor a boy named JuJu Ubangi in Zaire, and he sends me drawings of animals and little baskets that he makes in his village. I know that you said that you like to travel, and perhaps we can go see JuJu sometime, and take him some wonderful malt liquour.
I’m so glad to hear from you, and I also await your next email with great impatience.
Yours forever,
Sizzle Chest
Here's the new pic that she sent: