Um, remind me NOT to come to your house for pizza, okay? I'm just glad it didn't catch fire or something (which would have been MY luck). See? THIS is why I don't drink any more.
And . . . heh . . . you have a LONG way to go before you get old people health problems. Even my own mother (who will be 79 this year) is amazed at how many old people health problems I have. But, fortunately for me, irregularity isn't one of those.
My advice: drink WATER. LOTS of water. You do realize, don't you, that the source of the pizza problem and the irregularity problem might be the same? Alcohol actually dehydrates your body because it slows your bloodstream down and . . . uh . . . it must do something else, too, because all the experts say NOT to drink alcohol if you are thirsting.
And on a totally different subject, did you get an E-mail at work saying that you had won some sort of E-mail Lottery from Amsterdam?
Good eyes...I actually subscribe to WWN, but my subscription is about to run out. They were running a deal where if you subscribed for 6 months they would send you a Bat Child T-shirt...I had to go with that ;-)
Re: because I'm a Mom...christianneilFebruary 24 2004, 06:03:19 UTC
Yeah yeah yeah...I actually have an alarm system that would have went off if there was smoke, but I think that the pizza being so thick helped out quite a bit....I know better than to drink and use the oven again ;-)
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And . . . heh . . . you have a LONG way to go before you get old people health problems. Even my own mother (who will be 79 this year) is amazed at how many old people health problems I have. But, fortunately for me, irregularity isn't one of those.
My advice: drink WATER. LOTS of water. You do realize, don't you, that the source of the pizza problem and the irregularity problem might be the same? Alcohol actually dehydrates your body because it slows your bloodstream down and . . . uh . . . it must do something else, too, because all the experts say NOT to drink alcohol if you are thirsting.
And on a totally different subject, did you get an E-mail at work saying that you had won some sort of E-mail Lottery from Amsterdam?
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