Barnabas Collins would eat these wannabes for breakfast.
This sort of kookiness is not directly addressed in the Bible, but it is pretty clear according to passages like "the blood is the life" and similar passages about eating/drinking/shedding blood that from a Biblical POV, it's not a good idea.
I think it's the result of kids who watch too many horror movies (yes, I know that's actually not possible to watch "too many," but work with me here) and decide to be "spooky." It's no different from furries who get off on cartoon porn, same level of obsession and sad.
Thankfully, there don't seem to be any pages out there that aren't satires or jokes like this, so hopefully this has been avoided. Let's not mention any animals that are vampiric so they don't get ideas.
This sort of kookiness is not directly addressed in the Bible, but it is pretty clear according to passages like "the blood is the life" and similar passages about eating/drinking/shedding blood that from a Biblical POV, it's not a good idea.
I think it's the result of kids who watch too many horror movies (yes, I know that's actually not possible to watch "too many," but work with me here) and decide to be "spooky." It's no different from furries who get off on cartoon porn, same level of obsession and sad.
That said.
Christopher Lee? The one true vampire.
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Surely Max Schreck would disagree.
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Now -there's- a scary image. :3
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Oy.
Thankfully, there don't seem to be any pages out there that aren't satires or jokes like this, so hopefully this has been avoided. Let's not mention any animals that are vampiric so they don't get ideas.
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Wow, this -is- a strange world we live in. XD
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