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Top Ten Ways to Make Hockey More Exciting
10. During playoffs, players dress up as their favorite Ice Capades character.
9. Canadians must play in bare feet.
8. Defensemen must count to "five mississippi" before defending an onrushing attacker.
7. A goalie with a goals per game average of less than 2.00 will have his water bottle replaced with Nyquil.
6. If the zamboni drops below 50mph it blows up.
5. Goals scored by goalies will count as 5 points, encouraging the goalies to leave the crease and join play.
4. Give up a goal - remove a piece of equipment.
3. Try hot griddle surface instead of ice.
2. "Bonus Pucks" may be added to game play at any time.
1. One word: BLINDFOLDS
10. During playoffs, players dress up as their favorite Ice Capades character.
9. Canadians must play in bare feet.
8. Defensemen must count to "five mississippi" before defending an onrushing attacker.
7. A goalie with a goals per game average of less than 2.00 will have his water bottle replaced with Nyquil.
6. If the zamboni drops below 50mph it blows up.
5. Goals scored by goalies will count as 5 points, encouraging the goalies to leave the crease and join play.
4. Give up a goal - remove a piece of equipment.
3. Try hot griddle surface instead of ice.
2. "Bonus Pucks" may be added to game play at any time.
1. One word: BLINDFOLDS