I've figured it out. Well, I've had it figured out. I just found a very simple and to the point way of summing it up;
I need a man who appreciates me as much as my friends do.
That's it! I'm always saying how I feel like my youth, my charm, my humor, personality, etc are all being wasted... and that's what it comes down to, man. My friends love me. And I need someone who will love me like my best friends love me and vice versa.
So.... where are you Prince Charming?