There is no such thing as a single woman.
hat moment when you are trying to write a blog and your cat has decided to tenderise your lap ( nuts ) to get ready for a snuggle. She is not making this *flinch* post easy...
Women eh?
I have found out why there is no such thing as a single woman! I don't count the fat ones, as they are nasty obviously, so we're talking a shortage of cuties basically.
Obviously many women are petrified of being single, so just jump from bloke to bloke ( I know, what will the neighbours think if you aren't shagging some accountant from Naaarch? ), but... There is a statistical anomaly too! For every 100 women in Londres there are 155 men!
Et voila, hence why there is no such thing as a single woman! Take away the fatties on both sides, and you'll still have more blokes than lasses.
The Cocaine thing does not help ( including Meow Meow and Bath Salts ), as that induces paranoia, but even so. That's why there are no single women around. There's a bloke surplus, and I missed the boat due to all that Croydon crap.
I get loads of compliments on how I dress, but I could never explain why they would then walk off with someone else. Surely if they were interested then they would hang around etc etc. It's because they're never single, and are just doing the eye-candy thing.
It can't be because I'm old and stinky :p
It doesn't change anything, as I can't be arsed to be 'on the market' at present. I can't afford it either. And the Party circuit just doesn't appeal ( easy sex obviously ). Friends first, and we'll see what happens I feel :p
PS: Apparently I'm now the Bromley Pirate. Because I dress all dandy and am often drunk. Well, someone has got to do it ;)