HEEEELP!!!
Okay, all my wonderful friends, I need help. I'm editing my exchange fic and seem to stumble across someone glaring at someone else every other word.
HOW ELSE CAN I SAY THAT?!?
All this glaring and someone's eyes are going to stay that way. I'm not kidding.
Also, WHAT ON EARTH CAN I TITLE THIS THING?
I'm a big fan of the Steven Segal 3-word title, and so will appreciate any suggestions of __(blank)__ the __(blank)__, where the first blank can be a gerund or verb and the second blank is probably stuck being a noun. No problem if it has nothing to do with my plot.
Seriously, any title will do at this point.
Please help me, please, please, please.
EDIT: Yay! You are all so fabulous. I'm keeping tally here of title suggestions, in case anyone else wants to copy! :D
from mundungus42 we have the examples Catching the Passion and Throwing the Pieces
kribu gave us Punch the Wall and Seduce the Sparrow
karelia thought up Fighting the Urge, Submits to Love, Walk the Bridge
timestep's offering: Snape the Lovegod
teddyradiator seems to be making a competition of it! She suggests Spank The Monkey, Trip the Light, Roll The Bones, Shoot The Moon, Reap The Reward, Sew The Seed, Seize The Day, Tame The Wizard, Cast The Stone
morethansirius has joined the fun with: Plowing the Granger, Snaring the Snape, Channel the Magic, Piercing the Veil
And I'm going to join in, stealing from Rowling: Stoning the Sorcerer, Chambering the Secret, Firing the Goblet, Ordering the Phoenix...
HOW ELSE CAN I SAY THAT?!?
All this glaring and someone's eyes are going to stay that way. I'm not kidding.
Also, WHAT ON EARTH CAN I TITLE THIS THING?
I'm a big fan of the Steven Segal 3-word title, and so will appreciate any suggestions of __(blank)__ the __(blank)__, where the first blank can be a gerund or verb and the second blank is probably stuck being a noun. No problem if it has nothing to do with my plot.
Seriously, any title will do at this point.
Please help me, please, please, please.
EDIT: Yay! You are all so fabulous. I'm keeping tally here of title suggestions, in case anyone else wants to copy! :D
from mundungus42 we have the examples Catching the Passion and Throwing the Pieces
kribu gave us Punch the Wall and Seduce the Sparrow
karelia thought up Fighting the Urge, Submits to Love, Walk the Bridge
timestep's offering: Snape the Lovegod
teddyradiator seems to be making a competition of it! She suggests Spank The Monkey, Trip the Light, Roll The Bones, Shoot The Moon, Reap The Reward, Sew The Seed, Seize The Day, Tame The Wizard, Cast The Stone
morethansirius has joined the fun with: Plowing the Granger, Snaring the Snape, Channel the Magic, Piercing the Veil
And I'm going to join in, stealing from Rowling: Stoning the Sorcerer, Chambering the Secret, Firing the Goblet, Ordering the Phoenix...