And I want you! At any price!
My life is okay right now.
Brent: WHY WERE THEY MAKING YOU SUCK IN YOUR VAGINA
Brent: I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT
Me: it's something that you do to stop yourself from peeing
Me: they learned it in sex class
Brent: hmmm
Brent: no idea
Me: it's an exercise
Brent: for your vagina?
Brent: why, does your vagina need to be powerful
Me: hahahahahahhah yes
Yes, this is what I spent my day doing at Teeter-Wissler Level 5 at Indiana University. I was worried I was tightening improperly since my ass was also tense. However, Jessica comforted me by saying, "Oh, your butt goes too." God bless her. We went to the mall, got more samples than we deserved from Auntie Anne's pretzel shop, had random EDP's, etc. etc. Um... also.. I bought one of the last mint mocha chip frappuccino's from the Starbuck's franchise. Seasonal my ass, get out of town. Who the fuck wants pumpkin spice? Disgusting.
I talked to Lindsay on telephone the other day. Man, she doesn't even know what bouillon cubes are. Well admittedly didn't know what the hell she was talking about at first either... but, I forgive her. Infant harlot commoner. She didn't even know what box was. Yet she does know chode. Oh, youth. She's nothing like Paris. Not sure why Courtney says this. Paris is a dumb bitch who has forgotten her true friends in life.
My Myspace has a terribly amusing photograph of Jessica and I.
Ashley lost her phone, and I think she turned into Lucifer. I'm pretty sure. Anyway, Ashley's sister got yelled at by another girl at school or something... and she told her mom, "That girl needs to go to church and stay there!" I'm using that in life. hahahah.
Damin really is trying to get me to love the new Madonna song. I'll stick with listening to Trina. All day at the mall and such I was singing "I do all types of shit, be quick ta deep throat a dick, let anotha bitch straight lick tha clit."
I want a Harry Potter track jacket. Shut your damn mouth.
HAHAHAHAH AT WORK... at the theatre... oh man... some guy ran in with a large beverage from mcdonalds, shouted "GRENADE!", threw it at the computers at box office, ran out, and sped away in a truck. OMG HILARIOUS. I don't even care... I didn't have to clean it up, and I think it's the funniest thing ever. Still laughing.
Joanna is drunk dialing me now, but I won't answer.
YES SARAH SILVERMAN ON CONAN TOMORROW.
I want to go see Gravy Train!!!! but L-Trob will totally mack on me. Haaa.
What the hell kind of hat is Steve Harvey wearing on Conan? Mysterious.
Life = fun.
Brent: WHY WERE THEY MAKING YOU SUCK IN YOUR VAGINA
Brent: I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT
Me: it's something that you do to stop yourself from peeing
Me: they learned it in sex class
Brent: hmmm
Brent: no idea
Me: it's an exercise
Brent: for your vagina?
Brent: why, does your vagina need to be powerful
Me: hahahahahahhah yes
Yes, this is what I spent my day doing at Teeter-Wissler Level 5 at Indiana University. I was worried I was tightening improperly since my ass was also tense. However, Jessica comforted me by saying, "Oh, your butt goes too." God bless her. We went to the mall, got more samples than we deserved from Auntie Anne's pretzel shop, had random EDP's, etc. etc. Um... also.. I bought one of the last mint mocha chip frappuccino's from the Starbuck's franchise. Seasonal my ass, get out of town. Who the fuck wants pumpkin spice? Disgusting.
I talked to Lindsay on telephone the other day. Man, she doesn't even know what bouillon cubes are. Well admittedly didn't know what the hell she was talking about at first either... but, I forgive her. Infant harlot commoner. She didn't even know what box was. Yet she does know chode. Oh, youth. She's nothing like Paris. Not sure why Courtney says this. Paris is a dumb bitch who has forgotten her true friends in life.
My Myspace has a terribly amusing photograph of Jessica and I.
Ashley lost her phone, and I think she turned into Lucifer. I'm pretty sure. Anyway, Ashley's sister got yelled at by another girl at school or something... and she told her mom, "That girl needs to go to church and stay there!" I'm using that in life. hahahah.
Damin really is trying to get me to love the new Madonna song. I'll stick with listening to Trina. All day at the mall and such I was singing "I do all types of shit, be quick ta deep throat a dick, let anotha bitch straight lick tha clit."
I want a Harry Potter track jacket. Shut your damn mouth.
HAHAHAHAH AT WORK... at the theatre... oh man... some guy ran in with a large beverage from mcdonalds, shouted "GRENADE!", threw it at the computers at box office, ran out, and sped away in a truck. OMG HILARIOUS. I don't even care... I didn't have to clean it up, and I think it's the funniest thing ever. Still laughing.
Joanna is drunk dialing me now, but I won't answer.
YES SARAH SILVERMAN ON CONAN TOMORROW.
I want to go see Gravy Train!!!! but L-Trob will totally mack on me. Haaa.
What the hell kind of hat is Steve Harvey wearing on Conan? Mysterious.
Life = fun.