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[christalk]

tonight, when i was just about to walk through the doors of a bar to go dancing, a guy came out and smashed his forehead directly and with great force into the bridge of my nose

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[andreaelizabeth]

Oh my god! Did he apologise? Did you kick his ass? did someone else kick his ass?

What a fucking retard!

Are you ok?

[christalk]

I'm okay, maybe a bit of swelling and bruising, but not much. I was kind of hoping for some black eyes.

It didn't occur to me at the time to be mad, and i'm glad. After being outside crying for a few minutes while the bouncer was getting me ice (it wasn't sobbing from pain, it was that reflexive i-just-got-smacked-in-the-nose crying) i realized that the guy whose forhead was now imprinted with my nose was still there... sulking in a corner until i looked at him and he could say he was sorry. I think he felt pretty bad.

[andreaelizabeth]

well at least he stuck around. i still think he was a loser.

you poor thing, that sounds awful.

[_starbryte_]

was he a midget?

[andreaelizabeth]

only if he was on another midgets shoulders. christa's a giantess, remember.