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the magic that is joe:
"I'm 18...woo hoo!
Now i can Buy porn before going to the strip club and scratching off lottery tickets with the change from the cigar i just bought at 2am....just for fun because i can..."
"I'm 18...woo hoo!
Now i can Buy porn before going to the strip club and scratching off lottery tickets with the change from the cigar i just bought at 2am....just for fun because i can..."
so this one time, i was practicing (i had to perform for my master class with tim) and he just like, comes in, and he's like "hey...." it was one of those awkward, "well, i wanted to see you, but like...i didnt know what the fuck to say...so im going to stand here for a while, and then leave" type things. so he left, and then i went to his practice room (his was so much better...the normal ones are like shitty rooms in those creepy motels with the blinking 'VACANCY' signs compared to the percussion ones...the fucking percussion ones have fucking mini bars in them). he poked me with his timpani mallets for a while...then that was it. and by timpani mallets, i really mean timpani mallets, which is the sad thing. he wasn't very...dominant, so that was my cue to be like...ehh. yeah. ciao...because im too lazy to take off your pants.
haha. nice mj joke. you enjoyed it a little too much though, according to the tbs man on the phone (i called, you aren't permitted to laugh that much. it was only mildly funny).
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TBS man? FUCK DA' TBS MAN.
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AHHHHHHH. i have to call you again.
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