Da pain boss, da pain!

[christabel]

Kidney stones = giving birth to a hundred porcupines via your urethra

Dilaudid = passing the fuck out and puking a lot

Phenergen = something I'd rather not have up my ass but hey I guess I prefer it to puking

I'm out of commission for the week folks and the highlight is definitely pissing through a small strainer that looks like a coffee filter. Do I know how to party or what?!

Oh and here's a song from the weekend I never got around to posting.

Summer was colder...
Got burned anyway...
And the sun went down...
All the wind and sound...
Just a year older...
Yeah what can you say...
I'm not falling for that...

Winter was better...
Never been so in awe...
And I drank too much...
So it'd ease my touch...
But I have been wetter...
Don't know what I saw...
I'm not falling again, I'm not falling at all...

I got something to prove...
I got something to say...
I got something inside me...
You can't take away...
I got something to stand for...
I got something to say...
I won't fall for anything...
I won't fall for anything...

Summer is waiting...
And I know what it means...
But I'm feeling clear...
Yeah there's no fear...
No use in hating...
'Cause it's not what it seems...
I'm not falling again, I'm not falling...

I got something to prove...
I got something to say...
I got something inside me...
You can't take away...
I got something to stand for...
I got something to say...
I won't fall for anything...
I won't fall for anything... (c. 2006)