Cats and Boobs
OWW! Why does my cat jump on my boobs ALL THE TIME?
Like they're landing platforms? They're not even substantial in size.
From the floor up to the boobs while I lie on the couch, then from the back of the couch down to the boobs. She wants to land right on them.
Then, sometimes, she jumps from the boobs. She launches herself elsewhere by pushing off of my boobs with her back legs. Or she lazily gets up and stomps on them as hard as she can while she meanders off my chest.
Then she walks down to my leg and bites it as hard as she can.
Like they're landing platforms? They're not even substantial in size.
From the floor up to the boobs while I lie on the couch, then from the back of the couch down to the boobs. She wants to land right on them.
Then, sometimes, she jumps from the boobs. She launches herself elsewhere by pushing off of my boobs with her back legs. Or she lazily gets up and stomps on them as hard as she can while she meanders off my chest.
Then she walks down to my leg and bites it as hard as she can.