20. a mess. a fucking arsing mess.
[Paddy trails in, sounding incredibly confused, and his voice is wavering a little more than it normally does. He's trying to pull off his regular angry-git voice, but it's a little weak and unsure. Also, if you listen carefully, you can hear the shaking of his hand as he speaks into it]
...the fuck?
No, seriously what the fucking fuck. I'm fucking back here, which is fucking shit as it is, and then... and then... then... [He trails off, as he lost that train of thought]
You're all fucking girls! I'm sure I spotted skinny wizard fucker wandering around in a girl edition. Not that there was much fucking difference, but either he's had a fucking sex change whilst I was fucking gone or some weird shit's gone down, because those were definitely fucking tits...
[Again, there's a moment of radio silence, because he can't really keep focused]
And the pub's fucking shut! Not that I ever got to go in anyway, but the PUB. IS FUCKING SHUT.
[Added quieter, and a little less angrily,] I must be fucking hallucinating. Fucking hell. Fuckingfuckingfucking hell. and there isn't any I can... not here.
[Then back to normal,] POLLUX. Kid. Fucking hell, of course. Get your arse right up here, right now. You better fucking still be here, because if I've been gone for months on end, and this... this insanity is just a ton of new people, I am going to fucking PUNCH SOMEONE. No, I don't care if you're a girl, Mozenrath. It's likely to be fucking you.
[Definitely mumbled] please God, let this work.
[[ooc: He's baaaaaaaaaaack. And having massive withdrawal issues. So he's all over the place, and trying to do the I'm-all-together-and-not-fucked-up thing. And failing. He's not turning up in the kitchen unless he's bodily dragged. Because knives are a bad idea. Tis all. He's mainly staying in his room and trying to pretend none of this is happening.]]
...the fuck?
No, seriously what the fucking fuck. I'm fucking back here, which is fucking shit as it is, and then... and then... then... [He trails off, as he lost that train of thought]
You're all fucking girls! I'm sure I spotted skinny wizard fucker wandering around in a girl edition. Not that there was much fucking difference, but either he's had a fucking sex change whilst I was fucking gone or some weird shit's gone down, because those were definitely fucking tits...
[Again, there's a moment of radio silence, because he can't really keep focused]
And the pub's fucking shut! Not that I ever got to go in anyway, but the PUB. IS FUCKING SHUT.
[Added quieter, and a little less angrily,] I must be fucking hallucinating. Fucking hell. Fuckingfuckingfucking hell. and there isn't any I can... not here.
[Then back to normal,] POLLUX. Kid. Fucking hell, of course. Get your arse right up here, right now. You better fucking still be here, because if I've been gone for months on end, and this... this insanity is just a ton of new people, I am going to fucking PUNCH SOMEONE. No, I don't care if you're a girl, Mozenrath. It's likely to be fucking you.
[Definitely mumbled] please God, let this work.
[[ooc: He's baaaaaaaaaaack. And having massive withdrawal issues. So he's all over the place, and trying to do the I'm-all-together-and-not-fucked-up thing. And failing. He's not turning up in the kitchen unless he's bodily dragged. Because knives are a bad idea. Tis all. He's mainly staying in his room and trying to pretend none of this is happening.]]