Comments | christ_onabike: 10. babies, guilt and lots of swearing.

christ_onabike

10. babies, guilt and lots of swearing.

Dec 06, 2009 17:04

Okay, so who was the fucking baby?

[Private to Uhura]

I'm going to the fucking pub. I'm getting a bottle of whiskey.

You're not stopping me. You just are fucking not. Neither is this goddamn barge.

[Private to West]Who the fuck was that fucker in your place? Because I ought to punch the bastard ( Read more... )

don't get upset get angry, massive family of doom, family's thicker than murder, sometimes paddy feels guilt, weakness is not my strong point

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Private lt_n_uhura December 6 2009, 17:06:48 UTC

I will let you in.

Private christ_onabike December 6 2009, 17:26:02 UTC

Good.

Re: Private lt_n_uhura December 6 2009, 17:28:35 UTC

But you have to should talk to me first, alright?

Private christ_onabike December 6 2009, 17:30:02 UTC

I don't want to talk to you.

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onlyonehugayear December 6 2009, 17:24:12 UTC

It wasn't me but the little tramp stamp who replaced me wanted to say "toodles" to your galpal.

christ_onabike December 6 2009, 17:27:02 UTC

Daughter, not 'galpal'

And TOODLES? Who the fuck says 'toodles'?

onlyonehugayear December 6 2009, 17:36:05 UTC

Whatever. Daughter.

The Barge Queen does. Eeeeespecially when she's hopped up on whatever she takes to keep her body running because her anorexia sure doesn't.

christ_onabike December 6 2009, 17:55:13 UTC

...she sounds fucked up.

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Private major_west December 6 2009, 17:25:26 UTC

He was one of my soldiers. You don't need to punch him, because he's quite dead.

Agreed.

Private christ_onabike December 6 2009, 17:29:19 UTC

He's a twat. Just so you know. And I don't care if you liked the fucker, he still is.

Good. Best thing to do as it's not your fuckin' fault.

Private major_west December 6 2009, 17:32:00 UTC

Perhaps. But he was just a boy. All of them were.

Right, then. Let's just pretend it never happened. That's about all we can do with most floods.

Private christ_onabike December 6 2009, 17:57:42 UTC

Doesn't stop him being a fucking wanker.

Anyway, I'm not going to saything else. Because I'd rather none of this fucking happened. Are all the floods as fucked up as this? Really?

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wichita_kansas December 6 2009, 18:13:10 UTC

The kid was Tallahassee's.

christ_onabike December 6 2009, 18:15:54 UTC

Was it a baby baby or not? Cause I saw there were a couple of kids here and there, but this was a baby. In the kitchen.

Who're you, anyway?

wichita_kansas December 6 2009, 18:17:08 UTC

Oh, uh, I guess his was the toddler in the kitchen. You're talking about an infant? Jesus Christ. Some people.

I'm Wichita. You? Where you from?

christ_onabike December 6 2009, 18:35:42 UTC

Yeah, a screaming tiny can't do anything but eat, shit and sleep kid. I haven't got a fucking clue, I just know my daughter was looking after this boy.

Paddy. I'm from Manchester, England. I'm starting to wonder if I should add 'earth' on the end of there like some stupid postcard you write as a kid

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