106. laura palmer is a hero.
[It's just audio] See, there's a reason I hate 'reports'. They're fucking impersonal, and distant and don't get half the fucking actual story across.
So lemme do this.
[video comes on. There's Paddy in what looks conspicuously like a court suit. He straightens his tie a little, and looks straight into the camera:]
Laura Palmer did not just... toss that damn thing overboard who was causing us problems. [He shakes his head firmly, and continues, a touch frustrated he can't remember more.]
No, it wasn't like she... just gave it a shove and waved it cheerio. There was bluffing, she fucking destroyed it. Stood up to it, and showed it who was boss.
Somehow. Haven't figured that one out.
Screw all the wardens who did something. We were just gun wielding idiots - no offence guys, but we were. Me too. Don't argue. Just... fucking don't.
You all owe your actual, real, bang on memories to my inmate. And I'm damn proud of her, and I'm gonna say it right here where you all can see. Every last one of you.
Laura Palmer, my fucking inmate, is a stand up hero. End of.
[He salutes the camera, a little sarcastically,] That's my fucking court report.
[Private to Laura]
And sorry if that's embarrassing, but people need to know.
I ain't mentioning the context. Just that you did some ass kicking.
So lemme do this.
[video comes on. There's Paddy in what looks conspicuously like a court suit. He straightens his tie a little, and looks straight into the camera:]
Laura Palmer did not just... toss that damn thing overboard who was causing us problems. [He shakes his head firmly, and continues, a touch frustrated he can't remember more.]
No, it wasn't like she... just gave it a shove and waved it cheerio. There was bluffing, she fucking destroyed it. Stood up to it, and showed it who was boss.
Somehow. Haven't figured that one out.
Screw all the wardens who did something. We were just gun wielding idiots - no offence guys, but we were. Me too. Don't argue. Just... fucking don't.
You all owe your actual, real, bang on memories to my inmate. And I'm damn proud of her, and I'm gonna say it right here where you all can see. Every last one of you.
Laura Palmer, my fucking inmate, is a stand up hero. End of.
[He salutes the camera, a little sarcastically,] That's my fucking court report.
[Private to Laura]
And sorry if that's embarrassing, but people need to know.
I ain't mentioning the context. Just that you did some ass kicking.