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christ_onabike

7. covering one's arse.

Nov 09, 2009 03:12

[Private to Uhura, Security and the Infirmary]

JD. The kid I brought to the infirmary. If anyone tries to make out like it was my fault he got knocked out, I fuckin' swear ( Read more... )

prison violence, covering my arse is a life skill, this is one fucked prison alright

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Private lt_n_uhura November 9 2009, 04:41:08 UTC

That depends. We will be good if:

1. You issue him an apology
2. You go and see him in the infirmary. I will talk to the doctor to make sure this happens.
3. If this happens again, there will be consequences. I will trust that you are telling the truth on this. If I hear otherwise, you WILL be put in zero.

Re: Private christ_onabike November 9 2009, 12:17:17 UTC

1. is already done, I can get on 2. and...three goes without saying. You can go ask the kid, honestly, I didn't mean it.

Re: Private lt_n_uhura November 9 2009, 12:20:29 UTC

Good. I will be asking him or finding out otherwise.

I haven't heard from you in a while. Is everything alright otherwise?

Private - presume he did this christ_onabike November 9 2009, 12:31:09 UTC

Hold on, I'll make the conversation so you can see it.

Apart from the fact you tasered me? Fuckin' grand, thanks.

Re: Private lt_n_uhura November 9 2009, 23:13:14 UTC

Why do you keep saying taser? I did not taser you.

I still have a bottle or two of your wine left, if you would like to earn it back.

Re: Private christ_onabike November 9 2009, 23:18:11 UTC

Well, whatever you did do. It was how I'd imagine one of those taser things to be like. I dunno what the fuck it was.

...how?

Re: Private lt_n_uhura November 9 2009, 23:23:28 UTC

I'm sure a taser would hurt much more than what I have, Paddy. I do not aim to harm you. And, well, let's up the reward.

If you stay sober for the next week, I will forgo your room search at the end of the week, you will get your wine back AND I will allow you to visit the pub.

Re: Private christ_onabike November 9 2009, 23:29:38 UTC

...Fine. What the hell was it, then?

One hell of a prize, but you do get that I wasn't drinking all that wine, don't you? I'm not a fuckin Frank drunk, you know.

Re: Private - Have a smug Uhura lt_n_uhura November 9 2009, 23:33:05 UTC

Oh yes. I know. And I know what you were going to do with the wine. Why else would you keep the empty bottles?

But your prize is more about getting out to socialize. I might even let you bring a friend, if their own warden consents.

Re: Private - Have a smug Uhura christ_onabike November 9 2009, 23:38:09 UTC

Then why do you think you can win me over with alcohol?

I can socialise without that, y'know. Not that I'm objecting, I'm just trying to figure out your point here.

Private lt_n_uhura November 9 2009, 23:40:03 UTC

If you do not want the privilege, you do not have to use it, Paddy. I'm not trying to win you over with alcohol. I'm giving you a place to socialize and your contraband back.

It just so happens that the place serves alcohol and the contraband is alcohol.

Re: Private christ_onabike November 9 2009, 23:42:13 UTC

...Fine, I can see that one.

Then why are you trying to keep me fuckin' sober?

Re: Private lt_n_uhura November 9 2009, 23:44:31 UTC

At the moment. I'm trying to keep you from getting out of control at the party. Yes. I know you're going. No, I don't care if you go.

Re: Private christ_onabike November 9 2009, 23:47:59 UTC

It's a party. You can't expect me to keep sober! I'm not going to get out of control, I'm a grown man, and most of the parties I went to involved a lot more drugs and alcohol than'll be avaliable here.

Re: Private lt_n_uhura November 9 2009, 23:57:22 UTC

I expect you to keep sober. And yes, you are a grown man, but you are here for a reason.

Not a vacation, remember.

Re: Private christ_onabike November 10 2009, 00:07:12 UTC

Yeah, but we've all been through shit and back the last couple of weeks. One party ain't going to hurt. You can't tell me you haven't knocked a few back with a mate of yours after the craziness last week.

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