98. barely restrained fury.

[christ_onabike]

[Private to Parker]

Parker.

[You can hear the fury in his voice.]

What the fuck?

[He's gritting his teeth, and that's nearly audible too, then he sighs a little,]

Never fucking mind. I can't... I can't fucking do this right now. I want my keys back.

[Public][He sounds cold. And like he's huddling in a blanket

Comments

[fortytwoseconds]

What was in the fridge?

[christ_onabike]

Food. And me, mainly.

[fortytwoseconds]

You're not supposed to get in the fridge.

[christ_onabike]

Walk in fridge, love. And someone shut the door behind me.

[fortytwoseconds]

Oh. That seems like a design flaw, if someone can just do that.

[christ_onabike]

It normally requires someone to have the keys. As the door should open from the inside.

[fortytwoseconds]

You can access the lock from inside the fridge?

[christ_onabike]

I'm not a bloody locksmith.

[fortytwoseconds]

You don't have to be a locksmith to get out of a locked room, you know.

[christ_onabike]

Fridge doors are not exactly the world's easiest to get open, you know. They're kinda thick and so on.

And I don't keep semtex in cornflake boxes any more.

[fortytwoseconds]

It's easy if you can get to the lock. You don't need semtex. Unless you prefer semtex. But you don't need it.

[christ_onabike]

...Look, I failed miserably at getting out.

Breaking and entering wasn't quite this organised criminal's bag, yeah?

[fortytwoseconds]

Obviously you need to know how to pick a lock if you're getting stuck in the refrigerator.

[christ_onabike]

Only because someone was determined to keep me there.

[fortytwoseconds]

I could, you know, show you.

[christ_onabike]

If you want, love, but I can live. Normally I can pick a lock, but a bloody fridge is a different matter.