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christ_onabike

94. (drug) lord of the kitchen.

Feb 22, 2011 14:43

[Paddy's sat in his kitchen, it's the afternoon.]

Right, folks of the Barge. We need a chat. About this: [He holds up an orange.] Not just oranges. Food. In general.

Because here's the thing, guys. Let me introduce you to our staff. I don't know if you've noticed, but responsible for your hot, delicious, tasty dinners, for over... oh, is it 150 ( Read more... )

puts the organised in organised crime, calling all inmates, kitchen fucking nightmares, swearing about cooking

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stopthat_destro February 22 2011, 16:17:07 UTC

Four...

I can't come to my shifts unless my warden releases me. [FOR DRUUUUGZ. Also this is just a ploy to get Paddy to make Nygma let him out of the detox room.]

christ_onabike February 22 2011, 16:19:46 UTC

...Don't tell me you're in zero.

stopthat_destro February 22 2011, 16:25:43 UTC

Well, the effect is certainly the same, but no, I'm not in zero.

private christ_onabike February 22 2011, 16:27:28 UTC

Should I ask what's going on?

private stopthat_destro February 22 2011, 16:28:30 UTC

I've been grounded. [Innnnnnocently:] Perhaps my warden should be encouraged to fill in for me until I'm released.

Re: private christ_onabike February 22 2011, 16:29:43 UTC

Because it's clearly his fault. What did you do to make him do that?

Don't say nothing, because I'm not that dumb.

Re: private stopthat_destro February 22 2011, 16:38:53 UTC

Noth--

But-- I didn't do anything. [At least, not until after he was threatened with lockdown.] He's just trying to assert his control because he's desperate to take Harper's place.

Re: private christ_onabike February 22 2011, 16:42:34 UTC

Hm. Nothin' at all?

Well, that ain't a way to treat anyone. I'll have words. There's gotta be more of a reason than that.

Re: private stopthat_destro February 22 2011, 17:35:14 UTC

[Perhaps a liiiittle unsure now:] Nnnno?

I just feel he shouldn't over tax the kitchen for something that isn't your or anybody else's fault.

Re: private christ_onabike February 22 2011, 17:38:36 UTC

Yeah, but if he's... lockin' you up for nothing except his own sense of importance, that ain't on.

Re: private stopthat_destro February 22 2011, 17:59:30 UTC

I heartily agree. [And is totally not playing chicken under the assumption Eddie will have to buckle and fold.]

Re: private christ_onabike February 22 2011, 18:09:20 UTC

Then... I'll go talk to him, see what the fuck's going on?

Re: private stopthat_destro February 22 2011, 18:11:22 UTC

Thank you. Perhaps you can make him see reason where I could not.

Re: private christ_onabike February 22 2011, 18:21:04 UTC

I'll see what's going down. Lemme get back to you.

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