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christ_onabike

94. (drug) lord of the kitchen.

Feb 22, 2011 14:43

[Paddy's sat in his kitchen, it's the afternoon.]

Right, folks of the Barge. We need a chat. About this: [He holds up an orange.] Not just oranges. Food. In general.

Because here's the thing, guys. Let me introduce you to our staff. I don't know if you've noticed, but responsible for your hot, delicious, tasty dinners, for over... oh, is it 150 ( Read more... )

puts the organised in organised crime, calling all inmates, kitchen fucking nightmares, swearing about cooking

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shortsghtedlove February 22 2011, 15:54:06 UTC

I had offered to help you find new staff... But you were insistent on doing it alone. And this is your plan? You don't actually believe anyone will come? They will all wait for someone else to do it.

christ_onabike February 22 2011, 15:56:39 UTC

You offered, and I weren't exactly sure your methods were y'know, kosher.

So leave me the fuck alone, and if you really want to help me? Get your ass down here and get an apron on.

shortsghtedlove February 22 2011, 16:00:12 UTC

Be quiet. You rejected my help, I will not offer again. One chance is quite enough and I have found other ways to get what I want.

christ_onabike February 22 2011, 16:01:05 UTC

Oooh, well, lah-dee-dah.

Nobody tells me to be quiet, mate. Just so you know.

shortsghtedlove February 22 2011, 16:03:20 UTC

I believe I just did.

christ_onabike February 22 2011, 16:04:16 UTC

Not that it worked.

shortsghtedlove February 22 2011, 16:08:29 UTC

[He wants to say "I can make it work", but he doubts Rose would like that.] You didn't say anything else about me helping in the kitchen, did you?

christ_onabike February 22 2011, 16:09:21 UTC

Dinner starts at five. I'll see if I can get an apron in 'pompous jackass' size.

shortsghtedlove February 22 2011, 16:14:54 UTC

No. I will not work with someone like you.

christ_onabike February 22 2011, 16:15:50 UTC

Oh well. There was a promise of, y'know, food you liked, but hey. Can't do anything without the staff, can I?

shortsghtedlove February 22 2011, 16:17:18 UTC

Miss Tyler has taken care of that. [The smugness, it is practically dripping from his words.]

christ_onabike February 22 2011, 16:19:12 UTC

Oh, right. So it's just you you care about. Hm, that's nice.

shortsghtedlove February 22 2011, 16:27:41 UTC

Again, you didn't want my help. I don't offer twice, it's that simple.

christ_onabike February 22 2011, 16:32:32 UTC

I don't need to hire inmates to kick people's ass into working for me. I need inmates to come work for me, yeah?

shortsghtedlove February 22 2011, 16:47:07 UTC

I would have talked to them. And I my answer is still no.

christ_onabike February 22 2011, 16:48:44 UTC

You still can. I'm just saying I'm doing alright, thanks.

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