65. contemplating stuff.
Well, fuck me. If dates are owt to go by in this place, I've been here a bloody year.
Maybe I should make a fucking highlights reel. You know. Quick, hurried shots of that angel and Miss Southern Fried Chicken, stealing alcohol with Snoop, me getting phasered, porting it up in New York, me getting phasered, something unmentionable, Uhura screaming, shot of us all swearing like we were on Kitchen Nightmares, Rube rolling his eyes, more Uhura screaming, me getting phasered, zero, beating a guy up, zero, more Uhura screaming (maybe we need a stock shot of this), more efforts to flood the Barge with cheap and easy booze, Parker throwing things, Uhura doing damn stupid things, me screaming, standard Shinzon based violence, more Uhura screaming, me being thirteen. OOH! SURPRISE GRADUATION SHOT. Stealing a Roman emperor's crown, with-holding a Roman emperor's crown, more Parker throwing things, something else unmentionable, a shot of me singing Queen, more kitchen based swearing, more Parker throwing things, Bonus Shot of my inmate, lots and lots of poker and cigarettes, and me getting attacked with a fork to close.
A cliffhanger, if you will. See. Year in video montage form.
[Private to T'Pol.]
How're things? Meant to ask earlier. Got stabbed with a fork.
[Kitchen Nightmares filter]
Anyone out there want to come have a smoke with me on deck or something?
Normally ask Parker, but y'know. Yes.
Maybe I should make a fucking highlights reel. You know. Quick, hurried shots of that angel and Miss Southern Fried Chicken, stealing alcohol with Snoop, me getting phasered, porting it up in New York, me getting phasered, something unmentionable, Uhura screaming, shot of us all swearing like we were on Kitchen Nightmares, Rube rolling his eyes, more Uhura screaming, me getting phasered, zero, beating a guy up, zero, more Uhura screaming (maybe we need a stock shot of this), more efforts to flood the Barge with cheap and easy booze, Parker throwing things, Uhura doing damn stupid things, me screaming, standard Shinzon based violence, more Uhura screaming, me being thirteen. OOH! SURPRISE GRADUATION SHOT. Stealing a Roman emperor's crown, with-holding a Roman emperor's crown, more Parker throwing things, something else unmentionable, a shot of me singing Queen, more kitchen based swearing, more Parker throwing things, Bonus Shot of my inmate, lots and lots of poker and cigarettes, and me getting attacked with a fork to close.
A cliffhanger, if you will. See. Year in video montage form.
[Private to T'Pol.]
How're things? Meant to ask earlier. Got stabbed with a fork.
[Kitchen Nightmares filter]
Anyone out there want to come have a smoke with me on deck or something?
Normally ask Parker, but y'know. Yes.