37. pictures are still shit.

[christ_onabike]

It's really fucking brilliant to actually be able to remember your damn family. Pictures never really fucking cut it.

Snape. I'm going to fucking spit in your dinner, just so you know. I'd swap with whoever you're fucking sat next to or something.

[Private to Uhura]Right. Confession time before it gets back to you some other way. I may or may

Comments

Private

[lt_n_uhura]

It's fine, Paddy. Thank you for telling me. It doesn't sound like anyone was hurt and you weren't breaking any rules.

Private

[christ_onabike]

Fucking grand. The lass has some common sense.

Private

[lt_n_uhura]

Shut up, Paddy. I'm not as terrible as you seem to think I am.

Re: Private

[christ_onabike]

You're the fucking warden, and part of the eeeeevil establishment, thus must have no common sense and like kicking my ass for doing very-tiny-little-things wrong.

CLEARLY. Did you miss warden induction, Uhura?

Private

[lt_n_uhura]

Apparently. Do I need to come over there and kick your ass?

Re: Private

[christ_onabike]

...I'm not into that kind of fucking kink, Uhura.

Go ask your phaser weilding boyfriend.

Private

[lt_n_uhura]

Oh you don't know anything about that. Don't pretend like you do.

Re: Private

[christ_onabike]

You mentioned it. I'm not guessing anything more than 'phaser weilding'.

Private

[lt_n_uhura]

Probably a good idea.

Private

[christ_onabike]

I don't want to fucking think about it, to be perfectly fucking honest.

Private

[lt_n_uhura]

Think about what?

Private

[christ_onabike]

You. Screwing anyone.

Private

[lt_n_uhura]

Same with you, Paddy.

Private

[christ_onabike]

Don't think I mentioned it.

Re: Private

[lt_n_uhura]

Exactly. And I appreciate that.

Re: Private

[christ_onabike]

Although now I know how to fuck with you.