Gimme a knife...Cuz my nose is going bye bye!
Ahh...so I went over Lisa's today...first time in a long time, and it was good times...good times...when I first went over she was sleepin or whatever and I didn't wanna wake her up or nothin cuz...I dunno...that's kinda weird...so I was just chillin downstairs with the dog...she got her hair cut!!! Aww! And then the dog went upstairs so I read Cosmo...yes...that's right...I read a chick magazine...remind me to shoot myself later...
So then I heard some movement upstairs so I figured...hey...Lisa must be up...so I went upstairs and Lisa and I talked for a while and it was kickass cuz I haven't been able to talk to her in a while with school and all so it was pretty kickass in a glass...
Eventually we migrated downstairs and I was swatting flies and shit...and I killed about 8 of them...what a bloody mess...then we watched TV and waited for Bobby and Booty to come over so we could order out...I got chicken nuggets and fries with hot sauce and cheese...mmm mmm...I fed some of it to Chunk...but shh...I'm not supposed to feed the dog
Then Ron came and it was like bullshit and a half...that man needs to go play in heavy traffic or something cuz he's pissing me the fuck off the fuckin turd burglar
So then I heard some movement upstairs so I figured...hey...Lisa must be up...so I went upstairs and Lisa and I talked for a while and it was kickass cuz I haven't been able to talk to her in a while with school and all so it was pretty kickass in a glass...
Eventually we migrated downstairs and I was swatting flies and shit...and I killed about 8 of them...what a bloody mess...then we watched TV and waited for Bobby and Booty to come over so we could order out...I got chicken nuggets and fries with hot sauce and cheese...mmm mmm...I fed some of it to Chunk...but shh...I'm not supposed to feed the dog
Then Ron came and it was like bullshit and a half...that man needs to go play in heavy traffic or something cuz he's pissing me the fuck off the fuckin turd burglar