Come One Come All... Quotes by Steph is having a sale... one coffee per quote

Mar 08, 2006 18:48

No really... it's gonna cost you... a coffee a quote, I think it's fair.

Well, before we get into it...

So tomorrow is my Thermodynamics and Heat Transfer midterm exam. Now doesn't that sound like a thing to look forward to? No, I didn't think so. But, the good news is that by typing up quotes it's official that I am not studying... and who really likes studying?

The next week is gonna be hell, then it's basically nothing for awhile... then back to hell. So, if you want to do something with me (and you should!!!) or you are one of the people I said I'd do something with this week.. or last week... I'm sorry but I'm up to my eyeballs in work.

On a good note, it's official that I'm going back to GD this summer. Just sent in my acceptance of the job offer. Yay for money!!

AND NOW...

LADIES AND... UM... LADIES...

AS I PROMISED...



"I can read you like a children's book. One of those ones like
Watch spot run
Watch spotjump
Watch spot eat... uh..." - Steph
"CUM!" - Lee
"What?" - Steph
-Offically the first time Lisa exclaimed anything sexual without being pressured

"It's... like a tap." - Lindz
"It just cums" - Steph
"Essentially" - Lindz
-referring to Ian's stalker's hair
(**I have written here "literally fucked up"**)

"I feel sorry for these horses" - Lindz
"Why?" - Steph
"They have to step in their own poop" - Lindz
"What? You mean you haven't?" - Steph
"No Stephanie, I have not. I'll put it on that list of things to do." - Lindz
"Lindsay's List of Things to do Before She Dies" - Steph
"Yes, before I die, good, I'm starting my list." - Lindz
-Horseback riding

"It sucks that you never know a guy isn't the one until it's all over and he's broken your heart. There should be a little hand-held device that beeps when you point it at the idiots." - Megs
(**So true... **)

"Ye know what, I feel so much older with you driving." - Steph
"Ya I know what you mean. And we're gonna be hit by a car." - Lee
"Ahh!! Hit by a car!" - Steph
"So much for feeling older." - Lee
-Steph and Lee walking through Walmart parking lot

"Can I turn here?" - Lee
"Yes" - Steph
"Where's William's?" - Lee
"Uh, over there." - Steph
"Please don't say I'm stupid." - Lee
"No, I was gonna say 'Yes you should be driving a car'." - Steph
-Lee driving around Wellington 8 parking lot... basically right beside William's

"Let's hope that your boyfriend has better aim than you." - Steph
"When he comes." - Lee
"Um, ya, exactly." - Steph
"Ohh!" - Lee *hangs head in defeat*

"Kristina tells everybody everything. She has verbal diarrhea." - Megs

"We had a Game Gear... I say we like I had siblings *pause* I did have siblings." - Megs

"I miss the lamb" - Megs
"What lamb?" - Steph
"The one that was dangling." - Megs

"Nite Lindz" - Megs
"Nite" - Lindz
"Nite Ange" - Megs
"Nite" - Ange
"Nite Steph" - Megs
"Nite" - Steph
"Nite hippo" - Megs
"Nite" - Megs as hippo
*silence*
"We forgot about the snowager." - Megs

"Did you guys ever break people's toys and run?" - Megs
"Ya, I used to be at friend's houses and they'd go to the bathroom and I'd go around the room and everytime they weren't there, it'd break. I did it all the time. I'd be like 'Oh, did you know this is broken, I just saw it' and it would be from the back of their underwear drawer. I did it all the time... I did it in gr 10... I did it at your house." *points to Ange* - Lindz
"Excuse me? What was it? Was it just chapstick or was it one of the the rabbits?" - Ange
"It was a rabbit, ya, that was it." - Lindz
*later*
"I did it at your house too" *points to Megs* - Lindz

"My sister would tell me, 'when you hit resistance, stop!'. I used to make a game out of it, let's see how far I can stick it in my ear." - Megs on Q-Tips
"You used to eat weeds too." - Steph
"Ye know, those two things together probably explain a lot about why I am the way I am." - Megs

**** and, now, the last two quotes *cries* I'm sorry I didn't record everything ****

"I could describe it in great detail" - Steph
"If you did I might have to choke up a hairball" - Lindz
"Since when do you *Megs starts laughing* lick someone's hair?" - Steph
*Lindz looks at Ange*
-William's about a year ago (maybe 2)

AND LAST... BUT NOT LAST (hopefully)... AND ONE OF MY FAVORITES...

"So i have a question... it's, like, a questions that shouldn't be asked. *pause* When did Steph's boobs get so big?" - Megs
"When I started wearing shirts like these *points at breasts* Lindz and I understand, she noticed" *nod from Lindz* - Steph
"I noticed" - Lee
*utter silence*

and TAAAAADAAAAA
That All Folks!

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