I just had the most Philly of interactions
scene: walking home from the gym south on 20th. Bus is at 20th and Lombard getting someone in a wheel chair on and tied in. Traffic is piling up behind him (because there were cars parked too close to the corner on the opposite side of the street of the bus) .
Car behind bus: BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEP GET A MOVE ON
Me To CBB: He’s helping someone with a wheelchair calm the fuck down.
CBB: I don’t give a fuck I don’t have time for this shit.
ME: Oh grow up you douchebag
CBB: Shut Up.
ME: You’re a fucking douchebag GROW UP HE’S IN A WHEELCHAIR
CBB: You’re a cunt
ME: I hope someone puts you in a wheelchair you fucking asshole.
It is at this point that the car behind the car behind the bus motioned for me to give him a high five.
Very Philadelphia