woo
so i was reading this dirty joke book at times bookstore at the airport
and i came across a joke i found so fucking funny
i burst out laughing and people turned their heads
and saw this handsome young thing guy reading a dirty joke book at 3am.
embarrassing.
anyway this is the joke.
a guy walks into this bar and saw this amazingly gorgeous woman
he couldnt resist himself, slided up to her and struck up a conversation.
the woman was gamely flirting with the guy, and he soon asked for her name.
she answered,'' i am carmen. because i like cars but i love men even more''
she said while licking her lips, eyes never moving away from his eyes.
she then leaned forwards towards him, and asked for his name.
''i'm beerfuck''
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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anyway i have smth else to gripe about.
THERE IS A HUGE HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SIMULATOR AND STIMULATOR, SIMULATE AND STIMULATE
WHAT, YOU GO TO A PLANE STIMULATOR CAUSE YOU GOT FETISH FOR TURBO JET AIRCRAFTS IS IT?
THEN WHEN YOU HORNY YOU WANNA SIMULATE YOURSELF MEANS YOU IMITATE YOURSELF YOU KNOW NOT??
ITS SIMULATOR FOR THE MAKE BELIEVE SHIT
AND STIMULATE FOR HORNY AH EASY RIGHT?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
YOURS SINCERELY,
BEERFUCK SHEPHERDSON