Feb 09, 2014 16:51
Is it just me, or does every single event in the Winter Olympics involve sliding? Sliding down things, up things, along things. The only thing that seems to differ between them all is the outfit.
How about next time we just polish a hall floor and make everyone take their shoes off? It'd save 3 weeks of deeply boring TV, a lot of pointless nationalistic posturing and thirty billion quid.