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im making a sick ass movie about a breakdancing wolverine. its going to awesome.
joke of the day:
There was this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and jogs siz miles every day. One morning, he looked into the mirror and admird his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the one exception of his penis. He readily decided to do something about this.
He went to the beach, completley undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis which he left sticking out.
Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out the sand, she began to move it around with her cane remarking to the other little old lady, "There really is no justice in the world."
The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that?"
The first little old lady said, "Look at that!!
When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild and I'm to old to squat!!!"
joke of the day:
There was this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights and jogs siz miles every day. One morning, he looked into the mirror and admird his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the one exception of his penis. He readily decided to do something about this.
He went to the beach, completley undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis which he left sticking out.
Two little old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking out the sand, she began to move it around with her cane remarking to the other little old lady, "There really is no justice in the world."
The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that?"
The first little old lady said, "Look at that!!
When I was 20, I was curious about it.
When I was 30, I enjoyed it.
When I was 40, I asked for it.
When I was 50, I paid for it.
When I was 60, I prayed for it.
When I was 70, I forgot about it.
And now that I'm 80, the damn things are growing wild and I'm to old to squat!!!"