We're Just Accidents Waiting To Happen...
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
For those of you who are pissed for me not using an LJ cut -
And everyone else who hates me and hopes I die -
Gawd, I'm so fucking awesome.
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
I just asked Gabe "What's the word that means.. Feeling funny?"
Finally, I figured out it was happy.
Some how... I am happy.
I love it.
Anyways....
My night:
Came to Gabe's.
Went to Best Buy after sitting and doing nothing forever.
Then to Target.
Then back to Best Buy to pick up Gabe's CD.
We SERIOUSLY were in a 4 person line for 30 - 40 minutes.
After this amount of time.
4 people were still in the line.
Us being at the end.
So Gabe went to the line over.
My line finally got to me.
And they CLOSED THE LINE.
I moved to Gabe's line.
FINALLY - It was his turn.
He gave the lady the CD.
13.83 it was.
13.35 we had.
I killed myself.
So this guy behind us gives us 50 cents.
A god he was.
After that.... We talked about WHAT WE COULD'VE DONE INSTEAD OF SIT IN LINE.
So all the way home we discussed, how we could've went to Gabe's fridge, gotten eggs, which were barren, and put them in our asses, and they would've hatched, years later, but still before it was our turn in line.
And then, we'd have the chickens, pluck them, kill them etc. Make a fire, out of NOTHING, cook the chickens, eat them. Also, we made a camp, out of nothing, and then the golf ball I brought from Gabe's house, named Billy, would rebel and kill me and Gabe. Followed by the golf ball evolving into a woman, which we mated with, and made a half golf ball baby, who was born 29 + 9 months later, and we'd name him Gerome.
Then we discussed how we could've beaten Gerome, and kicked the fuck out of him, put jumper cables on his nuts, attached to a car, and drive to Oklahoma, dragging the kid/golf ball, by it's nuts. In a car who's tires were made of the child's skin.
Finally, I accidently threw Billy, the golf ball over a fence. Then we had a moment of peace.
AND FINALLY MADE IT TO GABE'S.
Then we ate shit forever.
Then I made up a game.
You put eggs in your ass cheaks.
And try to crack them with nothing but your ass cheaks.
And if you didn't break it, you had to put 3 eggs in your ass cheaks.
And you had to break each one by itself.
If you cracked 2 of the 3 eggs at the same time, you got 5 eggs in your ass.
Also, there's a relay race, where one person, with an egg in their ass, hands the egg to another person's ass, they break the egg in their ass, and hand the shell back.
Next, the person who gets the egg, after the person who broke it hands (asses) it to them, has to eat the yolk out of the person's ass.
The team to complete this first, wins.
GAWD This is my longest post ever.
My seeming nothingness night was actually like the most fun - filled night ever.
Whatever, bye.
For those of you who are pissed for me not using an LJ cut -
And everyone else who hates me and hopes I die -
Gawd, I'm so fucking awesome.