Amazing Weekend...
Ok, so this weekend was amazing.
After spilling Heather's guppies into the air conditioner (which I can't apologize to you enough for...and the female is doing fine, we should totally name it Survivor) the weekend got hella better.
I surprised Heather and bought her a new fancy guppy of the same color on Saturday, went to the gym, then to Walmart where I bought a curtain for the dorm hallway and Curb Your Enthusiam Season 2 on DVD.
Then Saturday night, we drank and drank and drank. I had my first 40 ever and pictures are soon to follow once my internet is back up at the dorms (which is supposed to be today). Now I have an another 40, as well as 5 Smirnoff Mandarin Orange in my fridge, that I just found out was double the size of what it is supposed to be, on our supposedly "dry campus." But I already had RA's in my room and they didn't say anything about it, so, so far, so good.
Oh man, my doctor gave me allergy pills and he said the side effect might be "abdominal cramping." I'll leave it at that.
Speaking of Abs, I lost a lot of wait and almost none of my pants fit me anymore...thank you Dolphin Gym lol.
I got a massage yesterday for the first time and I was unaware that you had to be totally naked. The lady ripped off my robe, i was flapping in the wind and she told me to lay down face first. She was massaging my butt (which felt nice) but was a little to close for comfort. She kept asking me some question that I couldn't understand and I just agreed with her. Something that sounded like "Torso Medium." No clue.
Then she told me to turn over and I was flapping in the wind again. I kept thinking to myself "She's had to have seen a million of these things, this is strictly professional..."
Anyway, it felt great, and there was no happy ending.
I also bought a Dashboard Confessional CD bc someone told me I'd like it, and it is amazing!!
Ok, I'm gonna work now.
After spilling Heather's guppies into the air conditioner (which I can't apologize to you enough for...and the female is doing fine, we should totally name it Survivor) the weekend got hella better.
I surprised Heather and bought her a new fancy guppy of the same color on Saturday, went to the gym, then to Walmart where I bought a curtain for the dorm hallway and Curb Your Enthusiam Season 2 on DVD.
Then Saturday night, we drank and drank and drank. I had my first 40 ever and pictures are soon to follow once my internet is back up at the dorms (which is supposed to be today). Now I have an another 40, as well as 5 Smirnoff Mandarin Orange in my fridge, that I just found out was double the size of what it is supposed to be, on our supposedly "dry campus." But I already had RA's in my room and they didn't say anything about it, so, so far, so good.
Oh man, my doctor gave me allergy pills and he said the side effect might be "abdominal cramping." I'll leave it at that.
Speaking of Abs, I lost a lot of wait and almost none of my pants fit me anymore...thank you Dolphin Gym lol.
I got a massage yesterday for the first time and I was unaware that you had to be totally naked. The lady ripped off my robe, i was flapping in the wind and she told me to lay down face first. She was massaging my butt (which felt nice) but was a little to close for comfort. She kept asking me some question that I couldn't understand and I just agreed with her. Something that sounded like "Torso Medium." No clue.
Then she told me to turn over and I was flapping in the wind again. I kept thinking to myself "She's had to have seen a million of these things, this is strictly professional..."
Anyway, it felt great, and there was no happy ending.
I also bought a Dashboard Confessional CD bc someone told me I'd like it, and it is amazing!!
Ok, I'm gonna work now.