A Letter To Mother Nature

Jun 05, 2008 12:43

Dearest Mother Nature,

Words cannot express how much I hate you....

Yes I will admit that I love your beautiful lightning shows and dark gloomy skies and thunderous rains that make me think of hot slashy scenes for my boys....but I hate the fact that you gave me no power last night *sighs* I can't believe you made me miss the Stanley Cup finals.... ALL OF IT!!! How dare you make me cheer for Shittsburgh in hopes of a game seven so I may see. Shame on you!..... I also hate you for not giving me power this morning so that i had an uneasy nights sleep, for fear that I may be late to work. And I don't appreciate the fact that it was scorching hot outside, a little cool breeze please?

TT____________TT No I am at work... you better not bug me there... or there will be Hell to pay.....HELL and  I WILL SEND SAMMY AND DEAN to hunt your ass down.... I swears it!......

EFF YOU AND CAPTAIN PLANET!

Sincerely

~me

PS... the Bee flying by my head and making me flip out in front of all DC to see?? Nice.... very mature of you...... not -____-
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