Hallelujiah!
Smallville is back! *falls prostrate on the floor and rolls around a bit*
I thought I'd lose my mind if we had to go one more day without seeing Tom's beautiful face ahem erm I mean the show, I missed the show.
So after a long hiatus, a bump for an extra week by the geniousess at the CW *jerks* finally the wait is over no more wondering what happened to our heroes. Chleo's *totally ripped that off from a revew I read today* badass return wasn't as painful as I thought campy? Yes, over the top ? Oh hell yes but the Clois GOOD GOD the Clois!
So unlike some people *gives the CW the stank eye* I won't make you wait for the pretty.
TADA!
Lois is letting her fingers do the walking as she searches for Clark's wherabouts but wait what is this?! WHAT IS THIS! COUPLE PICS!! OMG GIMMIE! I just sit here imagining how the got Welling to sit still for a few mins to do these adorably cute coupley pics. I just adore them!
Our hero has returned! He looks adoringly at his lady love with his patented. "Ooh Lois, I love you and your shiney hair."
Our hero drops his bag and finds himself with an armful of Lois Lane.
Our hero has been poked & prodded and it's not even the fun kinky kind.
He's on his knees.....that is all
Things start getting a little fuzzy, our hero is remembering something ooh maybe this will be like Lois' visions of them getting freaky naughty in the future. YES!
Oh wait no this isn't right he's laying prone that's good but instead of a naked Lois riding the bull so to speak it's visions of Chloe stuffing things in his mouth umm wait this isn't how the dream is supposed to go.
Lois hold me.
Our hero is way sad he was so looking forward to the "spoon" licking that was sure to follow his naughty Lois fantasy.
After describing his awful flashback he demanded Lois wash him throughly just for good measure.
Clark is looking for clues so it's off to WT he goes where he runs into Dinah who has found Ollie's secret stash of naked pics of himself.
Clark gets distracted by porn.
"Clark are you looking down my shirt again?"
"What makes you tits that,erm say breasts, uhh umm say that Lane twins?"
*sigh* so pretty
Lois said to meet her on the roof in 5. THAT"S CANON DAMMIT WHO THE FREAK ARE YOU?!
Smirky Clark FTW
"What do you mean I can't fly?" I so can.
"I believe in you." *sigh* me too I totally believe Tom Welling can fly cause he's an angel from heaven.
OMG!!!! SQUEEEEE
At this point I was a druken mess. My show can make me deliriously happy when it wants to.
I know I can't stop looking t him either *sigh*
You know Lois when I get the hang of this we are so joining the mile high club
Yeah I thought it was a good idea too
*sigh*
Why yes this is a new plaid shirt
I chose to believe Lois confiscated most of his plaid & the other half she ripped off him cause well look at him he's fraking hot! So she had to buy him a pretty new shirt to rip off him.
aww
Is Clark staring at her ass? I think he totally is thus the mega wat smile!
Guess who and I'll do that thing you like so much.
He's totally imaging her naked right now
Hot!
Still imagining her naked
I just want to know how many OTHER utterly adorable pics of Clark are out there that I haven't seen