12 character meme with Hetalia
Just my favourites. (I'm from Hungary.)
1 Italy / Veneziano
2 Russia
3 Sweden
4 Germany
5 Holy Roman Empire
6 Hungary
7 Belarus
8 Austria
9 Japan
10 Chibitalia
11 Poland
12 Italy / Romano
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Hungary/Poland... no, but our nations are traditionally good friends.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Germany-san is just... *drools*
3) What would happen if Twelve (Romano) got Eight (Austria) pregnant?
Maria Theresa would NOT be amused.
Spain would angst.
Austria would angst, drink tea and play Chopin.
Romano would swear.
Chibitalia would be like: "Austria-san, but I thought you're a man?"
Prussia would laugh himself to death.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Japan? Haven't read yet.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Russia/Hungary
Russia once visited Hungary's house saying he'd stay temporarily.
He stayed for forty years. Hungary wanted to pwn him in '56 but he just didn't go, gave Hungary a new boss and continued bullying her.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
HRE/Japan or HRE/Chibitalia
DEFINITELY with Chibitalia. It's my favourite pairing. Japan wasn't out of his house yet, so HRE didn't even know him.
7) What would happen if Seven (Belarus) walked in on Two (Russia) and Twelve (Romano) having sex?
*kills Romano, comes back to poor shocked Russia in blood-splattered dress with a psycho smile* Niichan... I eliminated this annoying little country who dared to seduce you... and NOW... let's get married MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED!!!!!!
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Sweden/Chibitalia
After HRE left, Chibitalia flees Austria's house to find his true love. He can't find him but sees Sweden who's busy bullying Poland at this time, and Sweden captures him. Realizing he's no girl, he declares her as his wife and brings her to his house. Poor Chibitalia hates fish but then cooks pasta for Sweden. Sweden likes it. Happily ever after.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Veneziano / Austria
Why not, there must be a reason Italy was so opposed of the Anschluss!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Belarus/Romano?
Eee... she just slaughtered him! Impossible!
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Germany) to de-flower One (Italy)?
The main plot will do - seeing they sleep in the same bed and Italy is extremely uke and Germany extremely seme, it must have happened long ago.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
There is no such thing, Sweden is openly gay.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Don't know. Maybe.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Russia/Germany/HRE
Well, it's pretty impossible to make HRE and Germany exist at the same time (proud HREisGermany theorist), but if we imagine a Night Watch-type setting...
15) What might Seven (Belarus) scream at a moment of great passion?
OMG NIICHAN FASTER FASTEEEEEEEEEEER!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Austria), what song would you choose?
Definitely something Schubert. Maybe Die Schöne Müllerin.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Italy brothers/Hungary
Incest.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Chibitalia on Russia?
"Russia-saaan... shall I clean your house?"
19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
HRE - a few weeks ago.
20) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Hungary? She likes yaoi, as we know. And BDSM where she can beat up her partner with her prying pan... and seize his vital regions!
21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Poland with Japan - like, totally YES! With him being like, totally drunk!
22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Sweden/Belarus
I have no idea!
23) "One (Italy) and Nine (Japan) are in a happy relationship until Nine(Japan) suddenly runs off with Four (Germany). One (Italy), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Poland) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Romano), then follows the wise advice of Five (HRE) and finds true love with Three (Sweden)." What title would you give this fic?
HRE would never recommend someone else to Italy... but I already gave a happy ending to Italy/Sweden.
24) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Belarus/Austria
EEK!
25) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?
Hungary or Poland... maybe Hungary. She's quite nice unless you're Prussia.
26) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Russia... awwwwww.
29) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Don't think... has anyone ever SEEN Belarus yuri?
30) 12 (Romano) sends 8 (Austria) on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
"Hey, you, dammit! Bring me some tomatoes... and stop abusing my brother!"
"BROTHER?" *heart attack*
"WTF is wrong with you, dude?"
31) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Holy Roman Empire
War crimes and abusing underage crossdressing maids.
32) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Belarus) or 8 (Austria)?
Definitely Belarus, she's so scary nobody would dare to attack us.
1 Italy / Veneziano
2 Russia
3 Sweden
4 Germany
5 Holy Roman Empire
6 Hungary
7 Belarus
8 Austria
9 Japan
10 Chibitalia
11 Poland
12 Italy / Romano
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Hungary/Poland... no, but our nations are traditionally good friends.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Germany-san is just... *drools*
3) What would happen if Twelve (Romano) got Eight (Austria) pregnant?
Maria Theresa would NOT be amused.
Spain would angst.
Austria would angst, drink tea and play Chopin.
Romano would swear.
Chibitalia would be like: "Austria-san, but I thought you're a man?"
Prussia would laugh himself to death.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Japan? Haven't read yet.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Russia/Hungary
Russia once visited Hungary's house saying he'd stay temporarily.
He stayed for forty years. Hungary wanted to pwn him in '56 but he just didn't go, gave Hungary a new boss and continued bullying her.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
HRE/Japan or HRE/Chibitalia
DEFINITELY with Chibitalia. It's my favourite pairing. Japan wasn't out of his house yet, so HRE didn't even know him.
7) What would happen if Seven (Belarus) walked in on Two (Russia) and Twelve (Romano) having sex?
*kills Romano, comes back to poor shocked Russia in blood-splattered dress with a psycho smile* Niichan... I eliminated this annoying little country who dared to seduce you... and NOW... let's get married MARRIED MARRIED MARRIED!!!!!!
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Sweden/Chibitalia
After HRE left, Chibitalia flees Austria's house to find his true love. He can't find him but sees Sweden who's busy bullying Poland at this time, and Sweden captures him. Realizing he's no girl, he declares her as his wife and brings her to his house. Poor Chibitalia hates fish but then cooks pasta for Sweden. Sweden likes it. Happily ever after.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Veneziano / Austria
Why not, there must be a reason Italy was so opposed of the Anschluss!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Belarus/Romano?
Eee... she just slaughtered him! Impossible!
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four (Germany) to de-flower One (Italy)?
The main plot will do - seeing they sleep in the same bed and Italy is extremely uke and Germany extremely seme, it must have happened long ago.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
There is no such thing, Sweden is openly gay.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Don't know. Maybe.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Russia/Germany/HRE
Well, it's pretty impossible to make HRE and Germany exist at the same time (proud HREisGermany theorist), but if we imagine a Night Watch-type setting...
15) What might Seven (Belarus) scream at a moment of great passion?
OMG NIICHAN FASTER FASTEEEEEEEEEEER!
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Austria), what song would you choose?
Definitely something Schubert. Maybe Die Schöne Müllerin.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Italy brothers/Hungary
Incest.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Chibitalia on Russia?
"Russia-saaan... shall I clean your house?"
19) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
HRE - a few weeks ago.
20) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Hungary? She likes yaoi, as we know. And BDSM where she can beat up her partner with her prying pan... and seize his vital regions!
21) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Poland with Japan - like, totally YES! With him being like, totally drunk!
22) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Sweden/Belarus
I have no idea!
23) "One (Italy) and Nine (Japan) are in a happy relationship until Nine(Japan) suddenly runs off with Four (Germany). One (Italy), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Poland) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Romano), then follows the wise advice of Five (HRE) and finds true love with Three (Sweden)." What title would you give this fic?
HRE would never recommend someone else to Italy... but I already gave a happy ending to Italy/Sweden.
24) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Belarus/Austria
EEK!
25) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?
Hungary or Poland... maybe Hungary. She's quite nice unless you're Prussia.
26) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
Russia... awwwwww.
29) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
Don't think... has anyone ever SEEN Belarus yuri?
30) 12 (Romano) sends 8 (Austria) on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
"Hey, you, dammit! Bring me some tomatoes... and stop abusing my brother!"
"BROTHER?" *heart attack*
"WTF is wrong with you, dude?"
31) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Holy Roman Empire
War crimes and abusing underage crossdressing maids.
32) If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Belarus) or 8 (Austria)?
Definitely Belarus, she's so scary nobody would dare to attack us.