new job
so im at my new job right now, its my first day. and let me just try to explane whats goin on right now in my "office" 3 bums trying to hit eachother with a vaccume thats on and laughing hysterical, my manager blasting old metallica (master of puppets FTW), randomly yelling "shut the fuck up you dumb fuckin bums" haha. and now one of the bums are telling my manager how much they wanna fuck his sister. and i asked to go to lunch cuz ive been here since 8 and he goes "hold on" and just orders a bunch of pizzas and says i get to eat like a gofer for the first week (he also calls me fish for the new guy) and when i asked what gofer means he just yelled "YOU GOFER WHAT WE EAT AND NOTHING ELSE BITCH" hahaha. if you didnt know i work at a temop agency giving day labor jobs to dudes and chicks who cant get jobs cuz they are bums or drug addicts...very funny stuff.