Urination 101
Well I had to go take a urine test today. Problem is I didn't eat or drink anything the entire day. So I'm in the bathroom with my pants around my ankles, dick in one hand and cup in the other, and all I'm saying in my head is "come on just a little pee-pee and it's over." One of the nurses knock on the door and ask me if I was ok in there. I replied with, "I can't get anything to come out". So she tells me to come out and drink a bottle of water. They're nothing but three older black ladies looking at me in shame because I couldn't piss and they have to leave in thirty minutes.
DO YOU KNOW HOW INTIMIDATING THREE OLDER BLACK IMPATIENT CHICKS ARE?!
Anyway I'm in the waiting room talking to my mom, telling her what happened while downing my second bottle of water and jumping up and down. I looked like such a jackass. Half hour passes and I feel that rushing sensation. I go back to the bathroom and let out so much piss that I could have filled two cups. I show the lady the cup and she screams "WE'VE GOT GOLD"! I was so embarassed.
And when I got back home the first thing I did was piss a river.... WTF?!
DO YOU KNOW HOW INTIMIDATING THREE OLDER BLACK IMPATIENT CHICKS ARE?!
Anyway I'm in the waiting room talking to my mom, telling her what happened while downing my second bottle of water and jumping up and down. I looked like such a jackass. Half hour passes and I feel that rushing sensation. I go back to the bathroom and let out so much piss that I could have filled two cups. I show the lady the cup and she screams "WE'VE GOT GOLD"! I was so embarassed.
And when I got back home the first thing I did was piss a river.... WTF?!