Feb 04, 2006 02:02
like Larry King and his "People, News, & Views" - I too have random thoughts... points to make... things to get off my chest... sometimes funny, other times just down right perverse... agree, disagree, or just become numb... hope you like it... let me know what you think...
critter contemplations... vol. 1
1) cheddar flavoured snacks reek... doubly so - the breath of those who have just eaten said products...
2) how come most a**holes on the road drive BMWs???
3) thank you Ron for pointing out that Phoenix, AZ has some of the coolest/cutest sports mascots... Howler (Coyotes), Baxter (Diamondbacks), and the Gorilla (Suns)... ;-)
4) best temperature... 67 degrees...
5) how come its always funny when someone else trips???
6) what in the world ever happened to Cheri Oteri??? and please don't bring up the movie "Smile"...
7) as I make an 80's tape compilation for a friend - I realize some music from the 80's really sucks - but some still ROCKS!
8) what's with the freaky online banners advertising loan rates and mortgages??? pigs, dogs, and cats with horrifically long bellies... clowns with creepy eyes following your pointer?!?! oh yeah - that gets me thinking financial...
9) character I'd *#@%... Beastman from Masters Of The Universe...
10) I want to see a group of a hundred or so gay men "invade" a Hobby Lobby on a Saturday afternoon - parents pleading for the purity of their children... other shoppers huddling into prayer circles... managers grabbing their amish made pitchforks...
and now to ALL my friends... its time to get interactive!!! its time for...
the happy funtime critter quiz spectacular 9000!!!
what is your favourite song - or - songs from the 80's???