Sep 05, 2005 21:42
so get this.....
i lost my wallet at the party saturday so ive been driving around without it like all weekend! good thing i had no cash on me (cuz i just spent it all.lol).
i thought i lost it at walmart when i went to buy stuff for the party:
1. 10 tiki torches
2. 13 buckets of cool whip
3. 4 bottles of syrup(maple)
4. a kiddie pool....haha
anyways...lol...i thought i left it there so i went to beefs tonite and then decided to see if they found it cuz i kinda wanted my license back after a couple days...
i was however distracted by VENUS FLY TRAPS. i wanted one so bad! i wanna walk around with one at school cuz theres a lot of flies if anyone hasnt noticed. ill get one later,it will be my new best friend.
im gonna teach it to play snare, and how to spot me when i work out.
maybe ill feed it a little creatine so it will get real fucking big! LOL.
then maybe it can be big enough to eat mice or something. haha!
im easily distracted.
anyways, to make a long story short, my wallet was sitting at the house the whole time!
i felt like a dumass!!!!!!!