im a dumass

Sep 05, 2005 21:42

so get this.....

i lost my wallet at the party saturday so ive been driving around without it like all weekend! good thing i had no cash on me (cuz i just spent it all.lol).

i thought i lost it at walmart when i went to buy stuff for the party:

1. 10 tiki torches

2. 13 buckets of cool whip

3. 4 bottles of syrup(maple)

4. a kiddie pool....haha

anyways...lol...i thought i left it there so i went to beefs tonite and then decided to see if they found it cuz i kinda wanted my license back after a couple days...

i was however distracted by VENUS FLY TRAPS. i wanted one so bad! i wanna walk around with one at school cuz theres a lot of flies if anyone hasnt noticed. ill get one later,it will be my new best friend.

im gonna teach it to play snare, and how to spot me when i work out.

maybe ill feed it a little creatine so it will get real fucking big! LOL.
then maybe it can be big enough to eat mice or something. haha!

im easily distracted.

anyways, to make a long story short, my wallet was sitting at the house the whole time!

i felt like a dumass!!!!!!!
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