Plush uteruses (uteri?) recalled.

[chris_goodwin]

'Struth. If you have purchased a plush uterus, it is being recalled by the company due to a small part choking hazard. "The ovaries may be pulled off and become a choking hazard."

Other choice quotes:

• "If the plush uterus is being used by a young child, please remove it immediately. If you gave the uterus as a gift, please forward this email to the recipient(s)." (Boldface theirs.)
  
• "Please contact recall@iheartguts.com for information on how to return your uterus for a refund or exchange for any other organ."
  
• "Please include your name and address so we know where to send guts."
  
• "Look for a redesigned, kid-safe uterus plush in Spring 2009."
  

Ten minutes ago I had no idea such a thing existed. Now I want nothing more in the world than a plush uterus.

(Thanx to Fark.com!)