Letter of treason
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In January, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In February, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In May, I fed 108 to a Shoggoth (250 points). In November, I rescued lwjoestar from being sacrificed (-200 points). In June, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). When the stars were right, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-750 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
chris_davies
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