(no subject)
And so say I, "Let poop flow forth, and bowels be freed."
And in that instant, monolithic masses of defecation sprung forth and concaved the land about the peasants.
What wonder had struck! They fled and rejoiced and collected the godly salt, tearing away from their neighbor's hands the very soil that had soiled thier village in a dizzying frenzy. Buildings lay crumbled from the mass, and hundreds lay dead in my stinking wake.
Manners aside, the place was a shit storm.
And in that instant, monolithic masses of defecation sprung forth and concaved the land about the peasants.
What wonder had struck! They fled and rejoiced and collected the godly salt, tearing away from their neighbor's hands the very soil that had soiled thier village in a dizzying frenzy. Buildings lay crumbled from the mass, and hundreds lay dead in my stinking wake.
Manners aside, the place was a shit storm.