Aaaaaaaaaand you would love to thank your wonderful friend COREY HART fooooooor not playing and thus not striking out and letting Prince Fielder hit 13492837523 home runs.
Oh, excuse my count on Prince's homers. You just watch from your little isolated spot in the dugout. Tomorrow I'll hit 13492837525 home runs. Ohh yessss. Corey Hart Home Run King.
I was the hottest person to ever set foot on that stage. I happened to be a very attractive teenager. You're just jealous cause my pimp status > your pimp status.
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But I think it was 13492837524 home runs. I'll have to double check that.
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I'm already officially a pimp (aren't all tall skinny kids?), but shh, don't tell my wife.
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Wasn't my fault I couldn't spell Krzyziewski.
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You missed "melon."
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I'm not like you, I don't need somebody in the back of the room with giant flash cards giving me the answers. I know how to speel.
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