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Back of a shirt this guy in one of my classes was wearing:
"i'm a frat guy. i run student government. i go to all you
can drink. i lie to my parents. i exploit independents. i
buy my friends. i drink because i am cool. i have been
drunk for eight days straight. i don't go to class. police
piss me off. i am above the law. i will never commit to
one girl. bar attire is my attire. i am shady. i get laid. i
dress like my frat brothers. i act like my frat brothers. i
am copasetic. i never study. i cheat. i hit on freshmen
girls. i have a fake I.D. i own many polo shirts. i have one
dirty baseball cap. i live in my khakis. i am a player. i
don't care what girls have to say. i only care about me. i
will say anything to get a girl in bed. i do keg stands. i
own a beer funnel. i don't binge drink-i continually drink.
i am everything that is wrong with AMERICA. i am a frat
guy."
"i'm a frat guy. i run student government. i go to all you
can drink. i lie to my parents. i exploit independents. i
buy my friends. i drink because i am cool. i have been
drunk for eight days straight. i don't go to class. police
piss me off. i am above the law. i will never commit to
one girl. bar attire is my attire. i am shady. i get laid. i
dress like my frat brothers. i act like my frat brothers. i
am copasetic. i never study. i cheat. i hit on freshmen
girls. i have a fake I.D. i own many polo shirts. i have one
dirty baseball cap. i live in my khakis. i am a player. i
don't care what girls have to say. i only care about me. i
will say anything to get a girl in bed. i do keg stands. i
own a beer funnel. i don't binge drink-i continually drink.
i am everything that is wrong with AMERICA. i am a frat
guy."