Pundit Kink Meme
The Pundits Kink Meme, 2.0
For The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, MSNBC, CNN, even FOX is fair game. :)
The Rules:
1. Choose a pairing.
2. Choose a kink. If none come to mind, see this list for inspiration.
3. Your comments should be anonymous! Before you read any further, click anonymous or log off.
4. Didn't I tell you to log off?
5. For every request ( Read more... )
Warm brown, framed by long dark lashes, and focused directly on him. He tried flashing a smile to be sure and the woman smiled back, wine-dark lips curving invitingly.
Not one to let opportunity pass him by, Wyatt breezed through the tiny backstage area of the small comedy club and headed straight for the woman's table. As he touched the chair next to her and paused, questioningly, she tilted her head in silent invitation. Once he was seated, she turned to face him, pushing a glass of ice water his way, which he accepted gratefully.
"You're funny," she said, voice smooth and just faintly accented. When Wyatt grinned and opened his mouth to reply, she continued, "I like funny men."
Her words were emphasized by her leaning forward and introducing her cleavage into the conversation. It was very nice cleavage, Wyatt noted, and in his opinion spoke volumes all on their own. What they were saying to him right then was that this hottie didn't just like funny men, she liked to fuck funny men.
"I like women who like funny men," he replied, mentally kicking himself for not thinking of a better line. He had just finished a comedy routine! He should be at the top of his game for witty replies. Or at least able to come up with something better than one step away from parroting her come-on back to her.
"Are you done for the night?" she asked.
"Ye--"
Her hand slid over his. "Would you like to get out of here?"
Wyatt stared at her for a moment, brain screaming at him to "Say 'yes'! Say it! Comedian-loving hottie who wants to bang you, say 'yes'!"
"Absolutely."
Lips parting to reveal just a sliver of gleaming white teeth, the woman's hand tightened on his as she stood, tugging him to follow. As they exited the club, it belatedly occurred to Wyatt that he hadn't gotten her name.
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Her name was Leela.
He had been moaning it into her hair for the past five minutes and didn't think he would ever forget it because it was also the name of the one-eyed chick from Futurama. And even though Futurama Leela was totally hot for a cyclops, he figured the Leela who'd gotten him stripped in a minute flat once her front door was closed was way hotter. If only because she was real and he didn't have to use his hand and his imagination to get off to her.
Tilting his hips as he thrust, the only sounds he noticed were her gasps and moans. That was how he missed the bedroom door opening. He didn't miss what came next, however.
"What the hell?!"
Wyatt froze, then tried to pull away, but Leela had her ankles hooked around each other over his back and he could only turn enough to see who it was.
"Oh fuck," he said, eyes widening. "Aasif, I didn't--I had no idea, man. I am so--"
A slender hand covered his mouth as Leela leaned up and peered around him toward the door, her smile affectionate and inviting. "You're home late," she said, a hint of teasing reproach in her voice. "Happy anniversary."
Wyatt turned back to face Leela, incredulous, then back to Aasif. Arms crossed over his chest, Aasif had never looked more intimidating. Then he smirked and said, "You couldn't have waited?"
"I picked him up from the club," Leela protested, grinning. "You know how comedy turns me on."
"I do." Meeting Wyatt's shocked eyes, Aasif added, "Keep going, I want to watch for a while."
Wyatt opened his mouth to...he wasn't sure if he was going to ask what the hell was going on, apologize some more, or curse, but his voice dissolved as Leela undulated under him. As she clenched around him, his dick remembered where it was and regained interest. Mind reeling, Wyatt lost track of Aasif as he thrust again.
The bed dipped slightly and Leela turned her head, smiling, to receive a kiss from Aasif. Wyatt paused, staring as Aasif stroked her cheek with one hand, then slowly slid it down her body.
"Keep going, Wyatt," the man said, not looking away from Leela's face.
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