Jun 22, 2005 00:00
*A Simple Friend has never seen you cry. A Real Friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A Simple Friend doesn't know your parent's first names. A Real Friend has their phone numbers in the address book.
A Simple Friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A Real Friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A Simple Friend hates it when you call after he/she has gone to bed. A Real Friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A Simple Friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A Real Friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A Simple Friend wonders about your romantic history. A Real Friend could blackmail you with it.
A Simple Friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A Real Friend opens your refrigerator and helps herself.
A Simple Friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A Real Friend knows that it's not a friendship until you've had a fight.
A Simple Friend expects you to always be there for them. A Real Friend expects to always be there for you.
A Simple Friend laughs at your weirdo words ((such as showey, or snowbee)), A Real Friend hears them so much they say them too.
A Simple Friend will tell you that someones at the door, A Real Friend will go answer it for you.
A Simple Freind will call you while your on vacation to see how its going, A Real Friend will call your grandmom while your away and see how shes doing.
A Simple Friend will go with you to the snowball stand, A Real Friend will go and pay for your snowball... and your brothers and your boyfriends, and your moms, and...