So this weekend I bought an iPhone. Say what you will about Apple's monopolistic qualities or the overhype that the iPhone has gotten. I love this thing. I mean seriously. Who needs a man when you've got the internet at your fingertips, anywhere, anytime? 3G, baby, and 16 gigs. That's just plain sexy.
*tears up* It's...so...beautiful...
When you plug an Apple periphery into iTunes, it asks you what you want to name the device. While most people name their cars or boats after women, I noticed that all of my electronics have been given male nominations based in Greek mythology. My hard drives usually go by Chiron, the centaur who was known as a teacher, tutor, and oracle. My last iPod was named Hermes, because it was responsible for shuttling songs between home and work. So when iTunes asked me the name of my new iPhone, I decided on Coeus, the Titan of Intelligence.
It makes sense, I guess, to me. After all, I now have access to whatever internet I need whenever and whyever I need it. The UI is intuitive and the apps are plentiful. I am in love, finally and truly...with a piece of machinery. But given my dating history, maybe that's for the best. :)
What do you name your most awesome computer bits?