There are few things that I truly despise
The Jehovah Witness
I Fucking Hate Jehovah's Witnessessesss. I could give a shit what you fucking black suit, borg-like koolaid drinkers think you witnessed. I care even less because they insist on constantly attempting to tell me about it. Ive made an effort to answer the door naked, and another even larger effort to know as little as possible about their beliefs, because they frighten me. The kind of frighten that makes you feel the need to defend yourself with a large pointy object.
...
Head south to Carolina, and scope the building that Im hoping to grab. I'm working from locational memory, cause you know, Boston and all. Said building not only has plenty of room for bar, pool tables, stage, and stuff.
It has an upstairs.
2 bedroom apt.
OMGOMGOMG
So yeah, kick A$$ prospect. Cheap on the rent side, trying to get as close to 7K as possible.
Ahem, 2 BEDROOM APT UPSTAIRS!!!
Im on the phone trying to stay in the loop as much as possible, as in trying not to fly down until I can get everything done in the weekend or so that needs to be done.
So Im building a map of the area in my head, nearest residential is like 2 blocks away, mid conversation, and we come to the thing...
There is a building in the area. A Kingdom Hall hall or some shit. They Witnessed Jehovah.
Googletrip later:
SECTION 61-6-120. Proximity to church, school or playground.
(A) The department shall not grant or issue any license provided for in this article or Article 7 of this chapter, if the place of business is within three hundred feet of any church, school, or playground situated within a municipality or within five hundred feet of any church, school, or playground situated outside of a municipality. Such distance shall be computed by following the shortest route of ordinary pedestrian or vehicular travel along the public thoroughfare from the nearest point of the grounds in use as part of such church, school, or playground, which, as used herein, shall be defined as follows:
So you know what I want to happen?
I want the bloody property line to be 502ft
Funny thing is I remember the building. There is a street after it, then a little woodsy thing, then this place I want.
You know why I remember the Kingdom Hall? Cause I used to drive past it everyday on my way to the island.
Know why I want the bar there?
Theres a tape measure working the distance tomorrow.
C U Next Tuesday Suckas!
I Fucking Hate Jehovah's Witnessessesss. I could give a shit what you fucking black suit, borg-like koolaid drinkers think you witnessed. I care even less because they insist on constantly attempting to tell me about it. Ive made an effort to answer the door naked, and another even larger effort to know as little as possible about their beliefs, because they frighten me. The kind of frighten that makes you feel the need to defend yourself with a large pointy object.
...
Head south to Carolina, and scope the building that Im hoping to grab. I'm working from locational memory, cause you know, Boston and all. Said building not only has plenty of room for bar, pool tables, stage, and stuff.
It has an upstairs.
2 bedroom apt.
OMGOMGOMG
So yeah, kick A$$ prospect. Cheap on the rent side, trying to get as close to 7K as possible.
Ahem, 2 BEDROOM APT UPSTAIRS!!!
Im on the phone trying to stay in the loop as much as possible, as in trying not to fly down until I can get everything done in the weekend or so that needs to be done.
So Im building a map of the area in my head, nearest residential is like 2 blocks away, mid conversation, and we come to the thing...
There is a building in the area. A Kingdom Hall hall or some shit. They Witnessed Jehovah.
Googletrip later:
SECTION 61-6-120. Proximity to church, school or playground.
(A) The department shall not grant or issue any license provided for in this article or Article 7 of this chapter, if the place of business is within three hundred feet of any church, school, or playground situated within a municipality or within five hundred feet of any church, school, or playground situated outside of a municipality. Such distance shall be computed by following the shortest route of ordinary pedestrian or vehicular travel along the public thoroughfare from the nearest point of the grounds in use as part of such church, school, or playground, which, as used herein, shall be defined as follows:
So you know what I want to happen?
I want the bloody property line to be 502ft
Funny thing is I remember the building. There is a street after it, then a little woodsy thing, then this place I want.
You know why I remember the Kingdom Hall? Cause I used to drive past it everyday on my way to the island.
Know why I want the bar there?
Theres a tape measure working the distance tomorrow.
C U Next Tuesday Suckas!