This Week's Onion...

[chrastan]

Okay, I dare you to read The Onion AV Club's look ahead at summer movies and not hear the voice in your head reading it be that of mrvoid. Go ahead, I dare you:

http://www.theonionavclub.com/feature/index.php?issue=4119

Okay, back to Contracts. T minus 3h 01m 31s...