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[chowderhead]

HAVE A HAPPY FESTIVUS EVERYBODY!

On the 25th of December, I plan to celebrate the birth of both Jesus AND Isaac Newton by drinking large amounts of the body of Christ and then falling down a lot (in a touching tribute to the wonders of gravity, naturally). As should you all. As a side note, it will also be Robert Ripley's birthday so, I don't know

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[amiboshi]

Oh, if only I wasn't required to work all this weekend on ridiculous shifts, I would be paying my due respects. ;.;

[chowderhead]

ALL of this weekend? Are you Santa, by chance?

[amiboshi]

I JUST MIGHT BE! C.C

[chowderhead]

THEN WHY DID YOU NOT GIVE ME THE PONY I ASKED FOR?

[amiboshi]

Well, my dear little Clammy-cakes, I have my reasons. Sometimes... Santa gets drunk, drops his pants, and falls down stairs.