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choukamen

001~<3

May 30, 2007 20:42

What is this new type of bastardry?

What is that infernal ticking noise?

WHERE IS MUTOU KAZUKI?

mutou kazuki, bastardry

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onihimesama May 31 2007, 01:09:53 UTC

.. Apparently not here.

choukamen May 31 2007, 01:12:23 UTC

CLEARLY!

onihimesama May 31 2007, 01:14:38 UTC

Then stop freaking out. It won't get him here any faster.

You're in the City now.

choukamen May 31 2007, 01:34:10 UTC

I don't want him here, I want to back back where he is if he isn't already!

Please, explain to me what this City is and why I shouldn't start burning it.

onihimesama May 31 2007, 01:37:29 UTC

It's a nexus between worlds, apparently. We've all been dragged here by deities.

And I don't know about anyone else, but if you try burning my apartment, I'll Seal you to the building so fast you won't know what hit you. .. No offense. I just like my home in one piece, thanks.

choukamen May 31 2007, 01:45:10 UTC

And who do I speak to to voice my very real and poignant distaste!

onihimesama May 31 2007, 01:48:38 UTC

Well, there's one deity named Paracelsus.. Call him Paulie, though, he doesn't like his full name. I guess he'd be in the deity office during work-hours.

You're just as likely to get yourself in big trouble, though, so I'd just settle down and be polite if I were you.

choukamen May 31 2007, 01:54:20 UTC

What a shame. Paracelsus is a wonderfully respectable name. I rather like it.

There is nothing about this situation that requires politeness or settling! It is hilarious for you to speak to me about trouble when I am sitting in an abandoned fully-functional apartment!

onihimesama May 31 2007, 01:58:55 UTC

Are you really? You're lucky, then. Most people wind up at the fountain or the carousel when they first arrive.

And it very much requires politeness, because there are a lot of really strong people here who aren't as nice as I am. .. Greed-san below is one of them; you can't hurt him (at all), so I wouldn't recommend fighting him.

choukamen May 31 2007, 02:07:28 UTC

I did. Luckily I am expressly mobile and am not stupid enough to hang around like an idiot when I appear someplace strange with no Tokyo Tower in sight.

Fine, fine, let him rip off an arm, whatever. I'm more interested in finding a way back to Mutou.

onihimesama May 31 2007, 02:10:18 UTC

Well, then, you should already know all about this place if you've already claimed an apartment.

I wouldn't want him to rip off an arm. That would probably hurt quite a bit.

choukamen May 31 2007, 02:17:02 UTC

Knowing an opportunity when it presents itself and knowing what in blazes is going on are two things entirely, you realize.

It does hurt quite a bit, but it's a good pain.

onihimesama May 31 2007, 02:21:49 UTC

Point.

Well, the clock is apparently the countdown to the end of the worlds.. umm.. we're not really sure about the carousel.. And there are a couple of guides floating around on the network. I'm sure if you browse the journals, you'll find one.

.. A 'good pain'? Really? Are you a masochist?

choukamen May 31 2007, 02:25:58 UTC

Oh good, so in the end I won't have to burn everything to the ground anyway. Somebody more efficient will do it for me.

Am I a masochist? I'm more than a masochist, I'm a pervert.

onihimesama May 31 2007, 02:32:16 UTC

Guess so. Just don't do it in the meantime.

.. Uhh.. well, whatever works for you, I guess.

choukamen May 31 2007, 02:35:55 UTC

If you insist. Someone has piqued my interest, anyway.

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